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Are you going to come quietly, or do I have to use earplugs?

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Marilyn Monroe Paulo Coelho Abraham Lincoln C. S. Lewis Khalil Gibran Charlie Chaplin Gautama Buddha Isaac Newton

There are holes in the sky Where the rain gets in, But they’re ever so small That’s why rain is thin.
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Rain Sky
If a man dies when you hang him, keep hanging him until he gets used to it.
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Death Himself Man
Life is a long agonized illness only curable by death.
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Death Life Sick
In the human race today, you came last.
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Human Race Yourself
My father confused me. From the ages of one to seven, I thought my name was Jesus Christ!
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Age Confusion Father Myself Name
Listen, someone’s screaming in agony- fortunately I speak it fluently.
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Listening Myself Pain Talk
I shook hands with a friendly Arab. I still have my right arm to prove it.
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Evidence Friendship Hands Myself
I told you I was ill. (On his headstone)
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Myself Sick Yourself
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, get it out with Optrex.
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Beautiful Eyes
Money can’t buy you happiness but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery.
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Form Happiness Misery Money Yourself
Many people die of thirst but the Irish are born with one.
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Born Death Myself People
A sure cure for seasickness is to sit under a tree.
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Sea Sick Tree
How long was I in the army? Five foot eleven.
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Appearance Funny Myself Time
Blessed are the cracked, for they let in the light.
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Blessing Deep Hard Time Light Perspective Philosophy
I thought I’d begin by reading a poem by Shakespeare, but then I thought, why should I? He never reads any of mine.
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Beginning Book Funny Myself Poem Reading
Only on the third class tourist class passengers’ deck was it a sultry overcast morning, but then if you do things on the cheap you must expect these things.
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Class Expectation Morning Yourself

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