I have the body of an eighteen year old. I keep it in the fridge.
SPIKE MILLIGANAre you going to come quietly, or do I have to use earplugs?
More Spike Milligan Quotes
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Are you going to come quietly, or do I have to use earplugs?
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A lot of learning can be a little thing.
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Listen, someone’s screaming in agony- fortunately I speak it fluently.
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I’m a hero with coward’s legs.
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Its all in the mind, you know.
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Blessed are the cracked, for they let in the light.
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There is a time to live, a time to die, a time to laugh, and at no time are the three of them very far apart.
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A bird in The Strand is worth two in Shepherds Bush.
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To Harry Secombe: I hope you die first as I don’t want you singing at my funeral.
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If I don’t eat soon, I’ll die of hunger; and if I die, I won’t eat soon.
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Never return to a doctor whose office plants have died. After five days in hospital, I took a turn for the nurse.
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If a man dies when you hang him, keep hanging him until he gets used to it.
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Aristocrats have heirs; the poor have children; the rest keep dogs.
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All I ask is the chance to prove that money can’t make me happy.
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Contraceptives should be used on every conceivable occasion.
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