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Education isn’t everything, for a start it isn’t an elephant.

Spike Milligan

We were making love in the back of a truck and we got carried away.
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Car Carry Love Relationship Sex Vehicle
There is a time to live, a time to die, a time to laugh, and at no time are the three of them very far apart.
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Death Far Laughter Live Time
There are holes in the sky Where the rain gets in, But they’re ever so small That’s why rain is thin.
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Rain Sky
Are you going to come quietly, or do I have to use earplugs?
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Come Myself Quiet
I shook hands with a friendly Arab. I still have my right arm to prove it.
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Evidence Friendship Hands Myself
Education isn’t everything, for a start it isn’t an elephant.
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Animal Education Funny Start
I have the body of an eighteen year old. I keep it in the fridge.
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Age Body Myself Time
Never return to a doctor whose office plants have died. After five days in hospital, I took a turn for the nurse.
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Death Myself Plant Return
How long was I in the army? Five foot eleven.
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Appearance Funny Myself Time
This silent call you make, A silence so loud I fear the world knows it’s meaning If you fill every corner of a room Where can I look? If I close my eyes the silence becomes louder! There is no escape from you The only way out is in
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Escape Eyes Loud Silence Work Yourself
Policemen are numbered in case they get lost.
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Case Lost Number
Australia, Australia, we love you from the heart. The kidneys, the liver & the giblets too. And every other part.
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Funny Heart Love Nation Patriot Yourself
Listen, someone’s screaming in agony- fortunately I speak it fluently.
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Listening Myself Pain Talk
We haven’t got a plan so nothing can go wrong!
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Funny Planning Preparation Wrong
A lot of learning can be a little thing.
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Knowledge Learning One Liner Wisdom
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, get it out with Optrex.
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Beautiful Eyes

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