My Father had a profound influence on me. He was a lunatic.
SPIKE MILLIGANEducation isn’t everything, for a start it isn’t an elephant.
More Spike Milligan Quotes
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Money can’t buy friends, but you can get a better class of enemy.
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Any man can be 62, but it takes a bus to be 62A.
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A bird in The Strand is worth two in Shepherds Bush.
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I thought I’d begin by reading a poem by Shakespeare, but then I thought, why should I? He never reads any of mine.
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A sure cure for seasickness is to sit under a tree.
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I told you I was sick.
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God made night, But man made darkness.
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If a man dies when you hang him, keep hanging him until he gets used to it.
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My father confused me. From the ages of one to seven, I thought my name was Jesus Christ!
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I shook hands with a friendly Arab. I still have my right arm to prove it.
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I’m Irish. We think sideways.
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You can fool some of the people all of the time, and all the people some of the time, which is just long enough to be president of the United States.
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A lot of learning can be a little thing.
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I can speak Esperanto like a native.
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I told you I was ill. (On his headstone)
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