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There are holes in the sky Where the rain gets in, But they’re ever so small That’s why rain is thin.
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Rain Sky
If you kill me, I promise you – you will never take me alive.
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Alive Kill Myself Promise Yourself
Money can’t buy you happiness but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery.
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Form Happiness Misery Money Yourself
How long was I in the army? Five foot eleven.
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Appearance Funny Myself Time
In India a farmhand was caught in the act with his cow. He said he had bad eyesight and thought it was his wife.
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Farm Hands Himself Wife
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, get it out with Optrex.
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Beautiful Eyes
I told you I was ill. (On his headstone)
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Myself Sick Yourself
God made night, But man made darkness.
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Darkness Deep Invention Man Night One Liner Spiritual
All I ask is the chance to prove that money can’t make me happy.
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Chance Happiness Money Myself
Its all in the mind, you know.
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Mindset One Liner Yourself
Never return to a doctor whose office plants have died. After five days in hospital, I took a turn for the nurse.
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Death Myself Plant Return
Aristocrats have heirs; the poor have children; the rest keep dogs.
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Children Dog Funny Rich
My Father had a profound influence on me. He was a lunatic.
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Father Funny Himself Influence Mad
My father was my greatest inspiration. He was a lunatic.
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Father Greatness Himself Inspirational Mad
A bird in The Strand is worth two in Shepherds Bush.
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Animal Worth
I’m Irish. We think sideways.
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Identity Myself One Liner Thinking

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