Is there anything worn under the kilt? No, it’s all in perfect working order.
SPIKE MILLIGANEducation isn’t everything, for a start it isn’t an elephant.
More Spike Milligan Quotes
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I told you I was ill. (On his headstone)
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Listen, someone’s screaming in agony- fortunately I speak it fluently.
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There are holes in the sky Where the rain gets in, But they’re ever so small That’s why rain is thin.
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Many people die of thirst but the Irish are born with one.
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My Father had a profound influence on me. He was a lunatic.
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We were making love in the back of a truck and we got carried away.
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Education isn’t everything, for a start it isn’t an elephant.
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A lot of learning can be a little thing.
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Never return to a doctor whose office plants have died. After five days in hospital, I took a turn for the nurse.
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It was a perfect marrige. She didn`t want to and he couldn`t
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You can fool some of the people all of the time, and all the people some of the time, which is just long enough to be president of the United States.
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Aristocrats have heirs; the poor have children; the rest keep dogs.
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I can speak Esperanto like a native.
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I told you I was sick.
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Life is a long agonized illness only curable by death.
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