Aristocrats have heirs; the poor have children; the rest keep dogs.
SPIKE MILLIGANI shook hands with a friendly Arab. I still have my right arm to prove it.
More Spike Milligan Quotes
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Never return to a doctor whose office plants have died. After five days in hospital, I took a turn for the nurse.
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I can speak Esperanto like a native.
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My father was my greatest inspiration. He was a lunatic.
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All I ask is the chance to prove that money can’t make me happy.
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Chopsticks are one of the reasons the Chinese never invented custard.
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Blessed are the cracked, for they let in the light.
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Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, get it out with Optrex.
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I’m Irish. We think sideways.
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I’m a hero with coward’s legs.
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There is a time to live, a time to die, a time to laugh, and at no time are the three of them very far apart.
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To Harry Secombe: I hope you die first as I don’t want you singing at my funeral.
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In India a farmhand was caught in the act with his cow. He said he had bad eyesight and thought it was his wife.
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A lot of learning can be a little thing.
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This silent call you make, A silence so loud I fear the world knows it’s meaning If you fill every corner of a room Where can I look? If I close my eyes the silence becomes louder! There is no escape from you The only way out is in
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A sure cure for seasickness is to sit under a tree.
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