Any man can be 62, but it takes a bus to be 62A.
SPIKE MILLIGANI shook hands with a friendly Arab. I still have my right arm to prove it.
More Spike Milligan Quotes
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We haven’t got a plan so nothing can go wrong!
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Money can’t buy friends, but you can get a better class of enemy.
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A bird in The Strand is worth two in Shepherds Bush.
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We were making love in the back of a truck and we got carried away.
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Education isn’t everything, for a start it isn’t an elephant.
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Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, get it out with Optrex.
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Australia, Australia, we love you from the heart. The kidneys, the liver & the giblets too. And every other part.
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In India a farmhand was caught in the act with his cow. He said he had bad eyesight and thought it was his wife.
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There is a time to live, a time to die, a time to laugh, and at no time are the three of them very far apart.
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I have the body of an eighteen year old. I keep it in the fridge.
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A lot of learning can be a little thing.
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I spent many years laughing at Harry Secombe’s singing until somebody told me that it wasn’t a joke.
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Money can’t buy you happiness but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery.
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All I ask is the chance to prove that money can’t make me happy.
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It was a perfect marrige. She didn`t want to and he couldn`t
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