My father confused me. From the ages of one to seven, I thought my name was Jesus Christ!
SPIKE MILLIGANI shook hands with a friendly Arab. I still have my right arm to prove it.
More Spike Milligan Quotes
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There are holes in the sky Where the rain gets in, But they’re ever so small That’s why rain is thin.
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A bird in The Strand is worth two in Shepherds Bush.
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Aristocrats have heirs; the poor have children; the rest keep dogs.
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Its all in the mind, you know.
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All I ask is the chance to prove that money can’t make me happy.
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If you kill me, I promise you – you will never take me alive.
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God made night, But man made darkness.
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Australia, Australia, we love you from the heart. The kidneys, the liver & the giblets too. And every other part.
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A lot of learning can be a little thing.
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Render any politician down and there’s enough fat to fry an egg.
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This silent call you make, A silence so loud I fear the world knows it’s meaning If you fill every corner of a room Where can I look? If I close my eyes the silence becomes louder! There is no escape from you The only way out is in
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And God said, ‘Let there be light’ and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected.
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My father was my greatest inspiration. He was a lunatic.
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Blessed are the cracked, for they let in the light.
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To Harry Secombe: I hope you die first as I don’t want you singing at my funeral.
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