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What a kid I got, I told him about the birds and the bee and he told me about the butcher and my wife.

Rodney Dangerfield

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When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up.
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I had plenty of pimples as a kid. One day I fell asleep in the library. When I woke up, a blind man was reading my face.
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I get no respect. The way my luck is running, if I was a politician I would be honest.
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I saved a girl from being attacked last night. I controlled myself.
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I was so ugly my mother used to feed me with a sling shot.
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I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist. Then she told me the truth: that she was seeing a psychiatrist, two plumbers, and a bartender.
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Life is just a bowl of pits.
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I’m at the age where food has taken the place of sex in my life. In fact, I’ve just had a mirror put over my kitchen table.
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My wife wants sex in the back of the car and she wants me to drive.
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My wife is always trying to get rid of me. The other day she told me to put the garbage out. I said to her I already did. She told me to go and keep an eye on it.
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I came from a real tough neighborhood. I put my hand in some cement and felt another hand.
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