Acting deals with very delicate emotions. It is not putting up a mask.
RODNEY DANGERFIELDAt twenty a man is full of fight and hope. He wants to reform the world. When he is seventy he still wants to reform the world, but he knows he can’t.
More Rodney Dangerfield Quotes
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My cousin’s gay, he went to London only to find out that Big Ben was a clock.
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Some dog I got too. We call him Egypt. Because in every room he leaves a pyramid.
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I told my dentist my teeth are going yellow. he told me to wear a brown tie.
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My uncle’s dying wish – he wanted me on his lap. He was in the electric chair.
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I have good looking kids. Thank goodness my wife cheats on me.
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Men who do things without being told draw the most wages.
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I looked up my family tree and found three dogs using it.
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At twenty a man is full of fight and hope. He wants to reform the world. When he is seventy he still wants to reform the world, but he knows he can’t.
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My wife met me at the door the other night in a sexy negligee. Unfortunately, she was just coming home.
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I drink too much. The last time I gave a urine sample it had an olive in it.
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I could tell my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio.
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I had plenty of pimples as a kid. One day I fell asleep in the library. When I woke up, a blind man was reading my face.
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My wife and I were happy for 20 years. Then we met.
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On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me.
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A girl phoned me the other day and said… ‘Come on over, there’s nobody home.’ I went over. Nobody was home.
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