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My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you’re ugly too.

Rodney Dangerfield

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My wife and I were happy for 20 years. Then we met.
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Some dog I got too. We call him Egypt. Because in every room he leaves a pyramid.
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I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous – everyone hasn’t met me yet.
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I found there was only one way to look thin: hang out with fat people.
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I came from a real tough neighborhood. I put my hand in some cement and felt another hand.
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I was so ugly my mother used to feed me with a sling shot.
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I’m taking Viagra and drinking prune juice – I don’t know if I’m coming or going.
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I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out.
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My mother never breast fed me, she told me she only liked me as a friend.
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I drink too much. The last time I gave a urine sample it had an olive in it.
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I could tell my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio.
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My cousin’s gay, he went to London only to find out that Big Ben was a clock.
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My wife can’t cook at all. She made chocolate mousse. An antler got stuck in my throat.
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