Adam Carolla Quotes

To make something, you have to work within your abilities. Honestly assess what you can do and even more important, what can’t you do.

I’ve got a great eye for color. I’m like a chick.

A lot of guys and people in our society think that chicks just love dudes with money.

We’re always going to want to see LeBron and Kobe go at it.

Asking someone in advance not judge you, is like asking someone in advance not to smell you.

When I am king, I will revise the sexual bases system so that getting to first base will include oral sex and sodomy!

Of course on air I use occasional hyperbole to tell a story.

This is why the terrorists hate us. And it’s not the glitter and it’s not the pomp and circumstance.

Well, the post office is probably not the place you want to go if you want to be infused with patriotism and a renewed sense of vigor.

I am semi-ambivalent about being on camera – sort of low-key. I don’t like being on camera stuff that much.