Adam Carolla Quotes

When I say things that sound insane, like only the smartest million people should have the right to vote, well, I mean that.

You don’t cruise the Internet looking for your name and walk away with a good feeling. So, I never do it.

I used to be a Democrat, now I’m basically a Republican.

Speaking of sleeping bags, has anything ever had a less creative name?

No one is depressed when they’re being chased by a bear.

Screw guilt — I could have sex with 10 men and it wouldn’t bother me. I’m an atheist!

It’s something I’ve always kicked around, not doing the eBook but the Rich Man, Poor Man thing.

I got drunk in Canada. I was there for 2 days but I was drunk there for 4 days. I don’t know how it worked. I guess it was with the time difference or something.

I swear my car won’t run unless I’m picking my nose: At least, I’m that superstitious about it, so I don’t want to take any chances.

The main thing that I learned from my horrible job experiences was how horrible they were.