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Before you get married you should meet your fiance’s parents. It is not enough that you like his parole officer.

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If your husband wants to lick the beaters on the mixer, shut them off before you give them to him.
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I’m eighteen years behind in my ironing. There’s no use doing it now, it doesn’t fit anybody I know.
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… if they [your children] write their names in the dust on the furniture, don’t let them put the year.
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