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Before you get married you should meet your fiance’s parents. It is not enough that you like his parole officer.

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There’s such a buildup of crud in my oven, there’s only room to bake a single cupcake.
PHYLLIS DILLER

Bake Buildup Crud Cupcake Open Roo Single Such
I am descended from a very long line my mother once foolishly listened to.
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Descend Foolish Listen Long Mother Very
My photographs don’t do me justice – they just look like me.
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Just Justice Like Look Photograph
I’m eighteen years behind in my ironing. There’s no use doing it now, it doesn’t fit anybody I know.
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Anybody Behind Doing Eighteen Iron Know Now Use Year
They just elected me Mis Phonograph Record of 1966. They discovered my measurements were 33 1/2, 45, 78!
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Country Discover Elect Eyewear Just Measurement People Person
If my jeans could talk, they’d plead for mercy.
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Jealous Mercy Pilead Talk
I never made `Who’s Who,’ but I’m featured in `What’s That?’
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Feature Made never That What
A bachelor is a guy who never made the same mistake once.
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Bachelor Guy Made Mistake Once Some
Health – what my friends are always drinking to before they fall down.
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Always Before Down Drink Fall Friend Health
His finest hour lasted a minute and a half.
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Finish Half Hour Last Minute
You know what keeps me humble? Mirrors!
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Humble Keep Know Mirror
My husband always felt that a marriage and career don’t mix. That’s why he’s never worked.
PHYLLIS DILLER

Also Career Felt Husband Marriage Mix Work
If your house is really a mess and a stranger comes to the door greet him with, ‘Who could have done this? We have no enemies!’
PHYLLIS DILLER

Come Enemy Geet House Mess Really Strange Win
self-pity is better than none.
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Better Ity None Self
It’s true Fang and I fight, but we’ve never gone to bed mad. Of course, one year we were up for three months.
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Bed Course Fang Gone Mad Month Three True Was Year
The last thing my kids ever did to earn money was lose their baby teeth.
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Bad Earn Ever Kid Last Lose Money Old Teeth Thing

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