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Old age is when the liver spots show through your gloves.
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What I don’t like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day.
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I have so many liver spots, I ought to come with a side of onions.
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I am descended from a very long line my mother once foolishly listened to.
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I want my children to have all the things I couldn’t afford. Then I want to move in with them.
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Comedy is tragedy revisited.
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A terrible thing happened to me last night again—nothing.
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I will never give up. I am in my 14th year of a 10-day beauty plan.
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I once wore a peekaboo blouse. People would peek and then they’d boo.
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The reason women don’t play football is because 11 of them would never wear the same outfit in public.
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Football never Olay Outfit Public Reason Same Wear Women

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