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self-pity is better than none.
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It’s true Fang and I fight, but we’ve never gone to bed mad. Of course, one year we were up for three months.
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Comedy is tragedy revisited.
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The last thing my kids ever did to earn money was lose their baby teeth.
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The constants all through the centuries will be the same; wine, women and song. Other than that, life will be very different technologically. In the year 3000 the universe will be expanding as it will forever, infinitely. We will probe outer space but never find life as evolutionized as ours
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My mother hated me. Once she took me to an orphanage and told me to mingle
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My idea of exercise is a good brisk sit.
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The only thing my husband and I have in common is that we were married on the same day.
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Tranquilizers work only if you follow the advice on the bottle – keep away from children.
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The reason women don’t play football is because 11 of them would never wear the same outfit in public.
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Burt Reynolds once asked me out. I was in his room.
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I will never give up. I am in my 14th year of a 10-day beauty plan.
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I have so many liver spots, I ought to come with a side of onions.
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Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.
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Remarrying a husband you’ve divorced is like having your appendix put back in.
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I admit, I have a tremendous sex drive. My boyfriend lives forty miles away.
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