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Tennis is like marrying for money. Love means nothing.

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You know what keeps me humble? Mirrors!
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Humble Keep Know Mirror
I was the world’s ugliest baby. I have photos of my folks leaving the hospital with sacks over their heads… I asked my mother how to turn off the electric fan. She said ‘Grab the blade!
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By far the most common craving of pregnant women is not to be pregnant.
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A smile is a curve that sets everything straight.
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You know you’re old when someone compliments you on your alligator shoes, and you’re barefoot.
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You know you’re old when your walker has an airbag.
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Aim high, and you won’t shoot your foot off.
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I serve dinner in three phases: serve the food, clear the table, bury the dead.
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The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron.
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When you play spin the bottle, if they don’t want to kiss you they have to give you a quarter. Well, hell, by the time I was twelve years old I owned my own home.
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There’s such a buildup of crud in my oven, there’s only room to bake a single cupcake.
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I’m eighteen years behind in my ironing. There’s no use doing it now, it doesn’t fit anybody I know.
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My own laugh is the real thing and I’ve had it all my life.
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All Life Own Real Thing
Nothing was happening in the bedroom. I nicknamed our waterbed the Dead Sea.
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Before you get married you should meet your fiance’s parents. It is not enough that you like his parole officer.
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Before Enough Fiance Get Marry Meet Officer Parent Parole
Maybe it’s true that life begins at fifty. But everything else starts to wear out, fall out, or spread out.
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Begin Else Everything Fal Maybe Out Spread Start True Wear

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