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I’m looking for a perfume to overpower men – I’m sick of karate.
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I don’t know how you feel about old age… but in my case I didn’t even see it coming. It hit me from the rear.
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The reason women don’t play football is because 11 of them would never wear the same outfit in public.
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The constants all through the centuries will be the same; wine, women and song. Other than that, life will be very different technologically. In the year 3000 the universe will be expanding as it will forever, infinitely. We will probe outer space but never find life as evolutionized as ours
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This woman goes into a gun shop and says, ‘I want to buy a gun for my husband.’ The clerk says, ‘Did he tell you what kind of gun?’ ‘No,’ she replied. ‘He doesn’t even know I’m going to shoot him.
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There’s such a buildup of crud in my oven, there’s only room to bake a single cupcake.
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I asked the waiter, ‘Is this milk fresh?’ He said, ‘Lady, three hours ago it was grass.’
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I’m eighteen years behind in my ironing. There’s no use doing it now, it doesn’t fit anybody I know.
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Anybody Behind Doing Eighteen Iron Know Now Use Year
My own laugh is the real thing and I’ve had it all my life.
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All Life Own Real Thing
I admit, I have a tremendous sex drive. My boyfriend lives forty miles away.
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I’m at an age when my back goes out more than I do.
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Age Back Do Go More Than
Burt Reynolds once asked me out. I was in his room.
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Ask Country Once Out People Player Room
Do not taste food while you’re cooking. You may lose your nerve to serve it.
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Cook Food Lose May never Serve Taste
Old age is when the liver spots show through your gloves.
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Age Glove Love Old Sport Through
I always wondered how I could tell when the right one came along – but it was easy. He was the only one that came along.
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Along Always Easy Only Same Tell Understand
My husband always felt that a marriage and career don’t mix. That’s why he’s never worked.
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