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self-pity is better than none.
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You know you’re old when your walker has an airbag.
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My body’s in such bad shape I wear prescription underwear.
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You know you’re old when someone compliments you on your alligator shoes, and you’re barefoot.
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My idea of exercise is a good brisk sit.
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Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age – as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight.
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Doctors say it’s okay to have sex after a heart attack, provided you close the ambulance door.
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