The more I learn about people, the more I like my dog.
MARK TWAINWhen angry, count four. When very angry, swear.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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The best way to cheer yourself is to try to cheer someone else up.
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There was never yet an uninteresting life. Such a thing is an impossibility. Inside of the dullest exterior there is a drama, a comedy, and a tragedy.
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A clear conscience is the sure sign of a bad memory.
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The dog is a gentleman; I hope to go to his heaven not man’s.
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Loyalty to country always. Loyalty to government, when it deserves it.
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Never allow someone to be your priority while allowing yourself to be their option.
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The man who does not read has no advantage over the man who cannot read.
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There is a charm about the forbidden that makes it unspeakably desirable.
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Sanity and happiness are an impossible combination.
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A successful book is not made of what is in it, but what is left out of it.
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Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.
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It is better to deserve honors and not have them than to have them and not deserve them.
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The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.
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Man is the only animal that blushes. Or needs to.
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It’s easier to fool people than to convince them that they have been fooled.
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