When angry, count four. When very angry, swear.
MARK TWAINWhen angry, count four. When very angry, swear.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.
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It takes your enemy and your friend, working together, to hurt you to the heart: the one to slander you and the other to get the news to you.
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Obscurity and a competence – that is the life that is best worth living.
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I haven’t any right to criticize books, and I don’t do it except when I hate them.
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All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence; then success is sure.
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Out of all the things I have lost, I miss my mind the most.
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The right word may be effective, but no word was ever as effective as a rightly timed pause.
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The most interesting information come from children, for they tell all they know and then stop.
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Wrinkles should merely indicate where the smiles have been.
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Be good and you will be lonesome.
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A half-truth is the most cowardly of lies.
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The easy confidence with which I know another man’s religion is folly teaches me to suspect that my own is also.
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I must have a prodigious amount of mind; it takes me as much as a week, sometimes, to make it up!
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I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.
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Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to reform.
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