Truth is stranger than fiction, but it is because Fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities; Truth isn’t.
MARK TWAINWhen angry, count four. When very angry, swear.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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I didn’t have time to write a short letter, so I wrote a long one instead.
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A half-truth is the most cowardly of lies.
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Be good and you will be lonesome.
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I must have a prodigious amount of mind; it takes me as much as a week, sometimes, to make it up!
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When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained.
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The easy confidence with which I know another man’s religion is folly teaches me to suspect that my own is also.
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If you don’t read the newspaper, you’re uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you’re mis-informed.
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The worst loneliness is to not be comfortable with yourself.
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I have found out that there ain’t no surer way to find out whether you like people or hate them than to travel with them.
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Part of the secret of success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside.
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The secret to getting ahead is getting started.
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In the first place God made idiots. This was for practice. Then he made school boards.
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Everyone is a moon, and has a dark side which he never shows to anybody.
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Never argue with a fool, onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
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Don’t part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist, but you have ceased to live.
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