Obscurity and a competence – that is the life that is best worth living.
MARK TWAINObscurity and a competence – that is the life that is best worth living.
MARK TWAINEat a live frog first thing in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you the rest of the day.
MARK TWAINI have never let my schooling interfere with my education.
MARK TWAINThe worst loneliness is to not be comfortable with yourself.
MARK TWAINI have found out that there ain’t no surer way to find out whether you like people or hate them than to travel with them.
MARK TWAINWrinkles should merely indicate where the smiles have been.
MARK TWAINIt is curious that physical courage should be so common in the world and moral courage so rare.
MARK TWAINSanity and happiness are an impossible combination.
MARK TWAINIt’s better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than open it and remove all doubt.
MARK TWAINIf you don’t read the newspaper, you’re uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you’re mis-informed.
MARK TWAINI didn’t have time to write a short letter, so I wrote a long one instead.
MARK TWAINBooks are for people who wish they were somewhere else.
MARK TWAINWorrying is like paying a debt you don’t owe.
MARK TWAINIn the beginning of a change the patriot is a scarce man, and brave, and hated and scorned. When his cause succeeds, the timid join him, for then it costs nothing to be a patriot.
MARK TWAINIf Christ were here there is one thing he would not be – a Christian.
MARK TWAINWhen angry, count four. When very angry, swear.
MARK TWAIN