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Mark Twain Quote - When angry, count four. When very angry, swear.

When angry, count four. When very angry, swear.

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I didn’t have time to write a short letter, so I wrote a long one instead.
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Don’t part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist, but you have ceased to live.
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Heaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in.
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In a good bookroom you feel in some mysterious way that you are absorbing the wisdom contained in all the books through your skin, without even opening them.
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The right word may be effective, but no word was ever as effective as a rightly timed pause.
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If voting made any difference they wouldn’t let us do it.
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Man is the only animal that blushes. Or needs to.
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Never argue with a fool, onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
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It is better to deserve honors and not have them than to have them and not deserve them.
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A lie can travel half way around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes.
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Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.
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The human race has only one really effective weapon and that is laughter.
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I haven’t any right to criticize books, and I don’t do it except when I hate them.
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The dog is a gentleman; I hope to go to his heaven not man’s.
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Wrinkles should merely indicate where the smiles have been.
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It’s better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than open it and remove all doubt.
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