The human race has only one really effective weapon and that is laughter.
MARK TWAINI didn’t have time to write a short letter, so I wrote a long one instead.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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In the first place God made idiots. This was for practice. Then he made school boards.
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Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to reform.
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All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence; then success is sure.
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Patriotism is supporting your country all the time and your government when it deserves it.
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It is better to deserve honors and not have them than to have them and not deserve them.
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It is curious that physical courage should be so common in the world and moral courage so rare.
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The human race has only one really effective weapon and that is laughter.
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The most interesting information come from children, for they tell all they know and then stop.
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In a good bookroom you feel in some mysterious way that you are absorbing the wisdom contained in all the books through your skin, without even opening them.
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You can’t depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.
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The more I learn about people, the more I like my dog.
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Be good and you will be lonesome.
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Of all the animals, man is the only one that is cruel. He is the only one that inflicts pain for the pleasure of doing it.
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I do not fear death. I had been dead for billions and billions of years before I was born, and had not suffered the slightest inconvenience from it.
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I did not attend his funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.
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