Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry.
MARK TWAINI didn’t have time to write a short letter, so I wrote a long one instead.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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Out of all the things I have lost, I miss my mind the most.
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Education consists mainly of what we have unlearned.
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Everyone is a moon, and has a dark side which he never shows to anybody.
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Never tell the truth to people who are not worthy of it.
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In the first place God made idiots. This was for practice. Then he made school boards.
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What is Man? Man is a noisome bacillus whom Our Heavenly Father created because he was disappointed in the monkey.
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Name the greatest of all inventors. Accident.
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Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.
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A successful book is not made of what is in it, but what is left out of it.
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Forgiveness is the fragrance that the violet sheds on the heel that has crushed it.
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The human race has only one really effective weapon and that is laughter.
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Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.
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When angry, count four. When very angry, swear.
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Books are for people who wish they were somewhere else.
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Kindness is a language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.
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