The more I learn about people, the more I like my dog.
MARK TWAINI didn’t have time to write a short letter, so I wrote a long one instead.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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The right word may be effective, but no word was ever as effective as a rightly timed pause.
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Wrinkles should merely indicate where the smiles have been.
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I’ve lived through some terrible things in my life, some of which actually happened.
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Patriotism is supporting your country all the time and your government when it deserves it.
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Don’t go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first.
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Action speaks louder than words but not nearly as often.
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When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained.
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It is curious that physical courage should be so common in the world and moral courage so rare.
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The most interesting information come from children, for they tell all they know and then stop.
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You can’t depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.
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A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining, but wants it back the minute it begins to rain.
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Truth is stranger than fiction, but it is because Fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities; Truth isn’t.
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Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to reform.
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If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much.
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All right, then, I’ll go to hell.
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