I didn’t have time to write a short letter, so I wrote a long one instead.
MARK TWAINI didn’t have time to write a short letter, so I wrote a long one instead.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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Always do what is right. It will gratify half of mankind and astound the other.
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Be good and you will be lonesome.
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Eat a live frog first thing in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you the rest of the day.
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Name the greatest of all inventors. Accident.
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It takes your enemy and your friend, working together, to hurt you to the heart: the one to slander you and the other to get the news to you.
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All right, then, I’ll go to hell.
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Classic – a book which people praise and don’t read.
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Sanity and happiness are an impossible combination.
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Education: the path from cocky ignorance to miserable uncertainty.
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Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I’ve done it thousands of times.
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You can’t depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.
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I do not fear death. I had been dead for billions and billions of years before I was born, and had not suffered the slightest inconvenience from it.
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Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.
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There is a charm about the forbidden that makes it unspeakably desirable.
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A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining, but wants it back the minute it begins to rain.
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