If you don’t read the newspaper, you’re uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you’re mis-informed.
MARK TWAINI didn’t have time to write a short letter, so I wrote a long one instead.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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Forgiveness is the fragrance that the violet sheds on the heel that has crushed it.
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Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.
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History doesn’t repeat itself, but it does rhyme.
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Never argue with a fool, onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
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It is better to deserve honors and not have them than to have them and not deserve them.
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I’ve lived through some terrible things in my life, some of which actually happened.
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Never tell the truth to people who are not worthy of it.
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The trouble is not in dying for a friend, but in finding a friend worth dying for.
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Education: the path from cocky ignorance to miserable uncertainty.
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Anger is an acid that can do more harm to the vessel in which it is stored than to anything on which it is poured.
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Be good and you will be lonesome.
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Reality can be beaten with enough imagination.
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Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.
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I do not fear death. I had been dead for billions and billions of years before I was born, and had not suffered the slightest inconvenience from it.
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The worst loneliness is to not be comfortable with yourself.
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