If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much.
MARK TWAINI didn’t have time to write a short letter, so I wrote a long one instead.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to reform.
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Everyone is a moon, and has a dark side which he never shows to anybody.
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If voting made any difference they wouldn’t let us do it.
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I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.
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I’ve had a lot of worries in my life, most of which never happened.
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I did not attend his funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.
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April 1. This is the day upon which we are reminded of what we are on the other three hundred and sixty-four.
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I must have a prodigious amount of mind; it takes me as much as a week, sometimes, to make it up!
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The most interesting information come from children, for they tell all they know and then stop.
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Worrying is like paying a debt you don’t owe.
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I haven’t any right to criticize books, and I don’t do it except when I hate them.
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Books are for people who wish they were somewhere else.
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There is a charm about the forbidden that makes it unspeakably desirable.
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Truth is stranger than fiction, but it is because Fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities; Truth isn’t.
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There are many humorous things in the world; among them, the white man’s notion that he is less savage than the other savages.
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