When angry, count four. When very angry, swear.
MARK TWAINIt takes your enemy and your friend, working together, to hurt you to the heart: the one to slander you and the other to get the news to you.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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In a good bookroom you feel in some mysterious way that you are absorbing the wisdom contained in all the books through your skin, without even opening them.
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There’s one way to find out if a man is honest: ask him; if he says yes, you know he’s crooked.
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I haven’t any right to criticize books, and I don’t do it except when I hate them.
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Out of all the things I have lost, I miss my mind the most.
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Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I’ve done it thousands of times.
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The dog is a gentleman; I hope to go to his heaven not man’s.
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In the first place God made idiots. This was for practice. Then he made school boards.
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The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.
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I’ve lived through some terrible things in my life, some of which actually happened.
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Kindness is a language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.
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A lie can travel half way around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes.
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Action speaks louder than words but not nearly as often.
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It is curious that physical courage should be so common in the world and moral courage so rare.
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The most interesting information come from children, for they tell all they know and then stop.
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Eat a live frog first thing in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you the rest of the day.
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