When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained.
MARK TWAINIt takes your enemy and your friend, working together, to hurt you to the heart: the one to slander you and the other to get the news to you.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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You can’t depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.
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The man who does not read has no advantage over the man who cannot read.
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What is Man? Man is a noisome bacillus whom Our Heavenly Father created because he was disappointed in the monkey.
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Books are for people who wish they were somewhere else.
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The most interesting information come from children, for they tell all they know and then stop.
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A half-truth is the most cowardly of lies.
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It’s easier to fool people than to convince them that they have been fooled.
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When you fish for love, bait with your heart, not your brain.
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Forgiveness is the fragrance that the violet sheds on the heel that has crushed it.
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Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please.
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When angry, count four. When very angry, swear.
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Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.
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The human race has only one really effective weapon and that is laughter.
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The best way to cheer yourself is to try to cheer someone else up.
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Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry.
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