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Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I’ve done it thousands of times.

Mark Twain

Don’t go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first.
MARK TWAIN

Life Live Owe World
You can’t depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.
MARK TWAIN

Depend Eyes Focus Imagination Life One Liner
If Christ were here there is one thing he would not be – a Christian.
MARK TWAIN

Humour Religion Wisdom
In the beginning of a change the patriot is a scarce man, and brave, and hated and scorned. When his cause succeeds, the timid join him, for then it costs nothing to be a patriot.
MARK TWAIN

Beginning Change Hate Man Patriotism Success
Never allow someone to be your priority while allowing yourself to be their option.
MARK TWAIN

Allow Broken Heart Option Priorities Self Love Yourself
The trouble is not in dying for a friend, but in finding a friend worth dying for.
MARK TWAIN

Die Friendship Trouble Worth
If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and man.
MARK TWAIN

Bite Dod Funny Human Nature Loyalty Man
If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much.
MARK TWAIN

Animal Dog Fellow Grace Speak
The human race has only one really effective weapon and that is laughter.
MARK TWAIN

Effective Happiness Human Laughter Race Reality Weapon
If you don’t read the newspaper, you’re uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you’re mis-informed.
MARK TWAIN

Information Media Newspaper
Worrying is like paying a debt you don’t owe.
MARK TWAIN

Debt One Liner Owe Pay Worry
History doesn’t repeat itself, but it does rhyme.
MARK TWAIN

History One Liner Past Repeat Rhyme
Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to reform.
MARK TWAIN

Majority Reform Time Wisdom Yourself
I must have a prodigious amount of mind; it takes me as much as a week, sometimes, to make it up!
MARK TWAIN

Decision Humour Mind
Be good and you will be lonesome.
MARK TWAIN

Alone Goodness Life Loneliness One Liner Reality
A clear conscience is the sure sign of a bad memory.
MARK TWAIN

Bad Conscience Memories Past

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