Don’t go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first.
MARK TWAINGiving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I’ve done it thousands of times.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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You can’t depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.
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If Christ were here there is one thing he would not be – a Christian.
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In the beginning of a change the patriot is a scarce man, and brave, and hated and scorned. When his cause succeeds, the timid join him, for then it costs nothing to be a patriot.
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Never allow someone to be your priority while allowing yourself to be their option.
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The trouble is not in dying for a friend, but in finding a friend worth dying for.
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If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and man.
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If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much.
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The human race has only one really effective weapon and that is laughter.
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If you don’t read the newspaper, you’re uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you’re mis-informed.
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Worrying is like paying a debt you don’t owe.
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History doesn’t repeat itself, but it does rhyme.
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Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to reform.
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I must have a prodigious amount of mind; it takes me as much as a week, sometimes, to make it up!
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Be good and you will be lonesome.
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A clear conscience is the sure sign of a bad memory.
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