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Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I’ve done it thousands of times.

Mark Twain

The most interesting information come from children, for they tell all they know and then stop.
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Children Humour Information
Never tell the truth to people who are not worthy of it.
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One Liner People Truth Worth
Wrinkles should merely indicate where the smiles have been.
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Age Birthday Indicate One Liner Smile Wrinkle
Everyone is a moon, and has a dark side which he never shows to anybody.
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Darkness Deep Healing Human Nature Moon Privacy Sad
In a good bookroom you feel in some mysterious way that you are absorbing the wisdom contained in all the books through your skin, without even opening them.
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Absorb Book Goodness Mystery Room Skin Wisdom
Never argue with a fool, onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
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Argument Difference Excuse Fools
Eat a live frog first thing in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you the rest of the day.
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Eat Frog Funny Humour Morning
Don’t go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first.
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Life Live Owe World
If Christ were here there is one thing he would not be – a Christian.
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Humour Religion Wisdom
Education consists mainly of what we have unlearned.
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Education Knowledge Learning
It’s easier to fool people than to convince them that they have been fooled.
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Convince Fools People Reality
Always do what is right. It will gratify half of mankind and astound the other.
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Help Humanity Man Moral Wisdom
The easy confidence with which I know another man’s religion is folly teaches me to suspect that my own is also.
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Confidence Humour Man Philosophy Religion Suspect Teaching
April 1. This is the day upon which we are reminded of what we are on the other three hundred and sixty-four.
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Fun Funny Human Nature Humour Kiding
Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.
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Acknowledgement Authority Commit Fault Guard Opportunity Throw
It takes your enemy and your friend, working together, to hurt you to the heart: the one to slander you and the other to get the news to you.
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Enemy Friendship Heart Togetherness Work

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