I’ve lived through some terrible things in my life, some of which actually happened.
MARK TWAINGiving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I’ve done it thousands of times.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained.
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A half-truth is the most cowardly of lies.
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Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.
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Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.
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Action speaks louder than words but not nearly as often.
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If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much.
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There is a charm about the forbidden that makes it unspeakably desirable.
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Any emotion, if it is sincere, is involuntary.
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A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining, but wants it back the minute it begins to rain.
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Worrying is like paying a debt you don’t owe.
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Kindness is a language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.
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You can’t depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.
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Education: the path from cocky ignorance to miserable uncertainty.
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There’s one way to find out if a man is honest: ask him; if he says yes, you know he’s crooked.
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In the first place God made idiots. This was for practice. Then he made school boards.
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