There are many humorous things in the world; among them, the white man’s notion that he is less savage than the other savages.
MARK TWAINI have never let my schooling interfere with my education.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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What is Man? Man is a noisome bacillus whom Our Heavenly Father created because he was disappointed in the monkey.
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Part of the secret of success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside.
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Always do what is right. It will gratify half of mankind and astound the other.
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Books are for people who wish they were somewhere else.
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I have found out that there ain’t no surer way to find out whether you like people or hate them than to travel with them.
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My books are water; those of the great geniuses is wine. Everybody drinks water.
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The man who does not read has no advantage over the man who cannot read.
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Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.
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Worrying is like paying a debt you don’t owe.
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Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please.
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Never argue with a fool, onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
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It takes your enemy and your friend, working together, to hurt you to the heart: the one to slander you and the other to get the news to you.
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Any emotion, if it is sincere, is involuntary.
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Sanity and happiness are an impossible combination.
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It’s easier to fool people than to convince them that they have been fooled.
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