The dog is a gentleman; I hope to go to his heaven not man’s.
MARK TWAINI have never let my schooling interfere with my education.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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History doesn’t repeat itself, but it does rhyme.
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I haven’t any right to criticize books, and I don’t do it except when I hate them.
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Out of all the things I have lost, I miss my mind the most.
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The more I learn about people, the more I like my dog.
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Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.
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Never tell the truth to people who are not worthy of it.
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Worrying is like paying a debt you don’t owe.
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Books are for people who wish they were somewhere else.
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A successful book is not made of what is in it, but what is left out of it.
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Action speaks louder than words but not nearly as often.
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Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please.
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When angry, count four. When very angry, swear.
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It is curious that physical courage should be so common in the world and moral courage so rare.
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All right, then, I’ll go to hell.
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Don’t part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist, but you have ceased to live.
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