Education: the path from cocky ignorance to miserable uncertainty.
MARK TWAINI have never let my schooling interfere with my education.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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If you don’t read the newspaper, you’re uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you’re mis-informed.
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Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to reform.
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Of all the animals, man is the only one that is cruel. He is the only one that inflicts pain for the pleasure of doing it.
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Heaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in.
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Patriotism is supporting your country all the time and your government when it deserves it.
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If Christ were here there is one thing he would not be – a Christian.
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The human race has only one really effective weapon and that is laughter.
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In the first place God made idiots. This was for practice. Then he made school boards.
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When you fish for love, bait with your heart, not your brain.
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There’s one way to find out if a man is honest: ask him; if he says yes, you know he’s crooked.
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A half-truth is the most cowardly of lies.
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The man who does not read has no advantage over the man who cannot read.
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I must have a prodigious amount of mind; it takes me as much as a week, sometimes, to make it up!
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Name the greatest of all inventors. Accident.
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To get the full value of joy you must have someone to divide it with.
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