Sanity and happiness are an impossible combination.
MARK TWAINIn a good bookroom you feel in some mysterious way that you are absorbing the wisdom contained in all the books through your skin, without even opening them.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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Never argue with a fool, onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
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Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please.
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The man who does not read has no advantage over the man who cannot read.
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The human race has only one really effective weapon and that is laughter.
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I didn’t have time to write a short letter, so I wrote a long one instead.
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There is a charm about the forbidden that makes it unspeakably desirable.
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There was never yet an uninteresting life. Such a thing is an impossibility. Inside of the dullest exterior there is a drama, a comedy, and a tragedy.
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Be good and you will be lonesome.
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It’s better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than open it and remove all doubt.
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Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.
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The more I learn about people, the more I like my dog.
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It is curious that physical courage should be so common in the world and moral courage so rare.
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Never put off till tomorrow what may be done day after tomorrow just as well.
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The dog is a gentleman; I hope to go to his heaven not man’s.
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Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.
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