Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.
MARK TWAINIn a good bookroom you feel in some mysterious way that you are absorbing the wisdom contained in all the books through your skin, without even opening them.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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A clear conscience is the sure sign of a bad memory.
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A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining, but wants it back the minute it begins to rain.
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I have found out that there ain’t no surer way to find out whether you like people or hate them than to travel with them.
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Never tell the truth to people who are not worthy of it.
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Never allow someone to be your priority while allowing yourself to be their option.
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Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I’ve done it thousands of times.
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If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much.
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I didn’t have time to write a short letter, so I wrote a long one instead.
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Sanity and happiness are an impossible combination.
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The man who does not read has no advantage over the man who cannot read.
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Education consists mainly of what we have unlearned.
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It is curious that physical courage should be so common in the world and moral courage so rare.
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The secret to getting ahead is getting started.
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Eat a live frog first thing in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you the rest of the day.
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Out of all the things I have lost, I miss my mind the most.
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