The human race has only one really effective weapon and that is laughter.
MARK TWAINObscurity and a competence – that is the life that is best worth living.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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Eat a live frog first thing in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you the rest of the day.
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In a good bookroom you feel in some mysterious way that you are absorbing the wisdom contained in all the books through your skin, without even opening them.
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Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.
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It is curious that physical courage should be so common in the world and moral courage so rare.
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The fear of death follows from the fear of life. A man who lives fully is prepared to die at any time.
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I’ve lived through some terrible things in my life, some of which actually happened.
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There is a charm about the forbidden that makes it unspeakably desirable.
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A half-truth is the most cowardly of lies.
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I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.
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Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.
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Don’t part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist, but you have ceased to live.
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Action speaks louder than words but not nearly as often.
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My books are water; those of the great geniuses is wine. Everybody drinks water.
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Reality can be beaten with enough imagination.
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Don’t go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first.
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