A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining, but wants it back the minute it begins to rain.
MARK TWAINObscurity and a competence – that is the life that is best worth living.
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The easy confidence with which I know another man’s religion is folly teaches me to suspect that my own is also.
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I have found out that there ain’t no surer way to find out whether you like people or hate them than to travel with them.
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If you tell the truth, you don’t have to remember anything.
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A clear conscience is the sure sign of a bad memory.
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It is curious that physical courage should be so common in the world and moral courage so rare.
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Obscurity and a competence – that is the life that is best worth living.
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It’s not the size of the dog in the fight, it’s the size of the fight in the dog.
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In the first place God made idiots. This was for practice. Then he made school boards.
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Courage is resistance to fear, mastery of fear – not absence of fear.
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I do not fear death. I had been dead for billions and billions of years before I was born, and had not suffered the slightest inconvenience from it.
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Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.
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The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.
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There is a charm about the forbidden that makes it unspeakably desirable.
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It’s easier to fool people than to convince them that they have been fooled.
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Eat a live frog first thing in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you the rest of the day.
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