Never put off till tomorrow what may be done day after tomorrow just as well.
MARK TWAINObscurity and a competence – that is the life that is best worth living.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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Worrying is like paying a debt you don’t owe.
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It is curious that physical courage should be so common in the world and moral courage so rare.
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Reality can be beaten with enough imagination.
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Always do what is right. It will gratify half of mankind and astound the other.
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The easy confidence with which I know another man’s religion is folly teaches me to suspect that my own is also.
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Name the greatest of all inventors. Accident.
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Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please.
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If Christ were here there is one thing he would not be – a Christian.
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Don’t go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first.
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Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.
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The most interesting information come from children, for they tell all they know and then stop.
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In the first place God made idiots. This was for practice. Then he made school boards.
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It’s better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than open it and remove all doubt.
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All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence; then success is sure.
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What is Man? Man is a noisome bacillus whom Our Heavenly Father created because he was disappointed in the monkey.
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