Eat a live frog first thing in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you the rest of the day.
MARK TWAINWrinkles should merely indicate where the smiles have been.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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It’s better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than open it and remove all doubt.
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When angry, count four. When very angry, swear.
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There’s one way to find out if a man is honest: ask him; if he says yes, you know he’s crooked.
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History doesn’t repeat itself, but it does rhyme.
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Always do what is right. It will gratify half of mankind and astound the other.
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The human race has only one really effective weapon and that is laughter.
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Never tell the truth to people who are not worthy of it.
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Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.
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Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry.
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Never argue with a fool, onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
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To get the full value of joy you must have someone to divide it with.
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I did not attend his funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.
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Sanity and happiness are an impossible combination.
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My books are water; those of the great geniuses is wine. Everybody drinks water.
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Courage is resistance to fear, mastery of fear – not absence of fear.
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