The human race has only one really effective weapon and that is laughter.
MARK TWAINA banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining, but wants it back the minute it begins to rain.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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If you tell the truth, you don’t have to remember anything.
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Never allow someone to be your priority while allowing yourself to be their option.
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The trouble is not in dying for a friend, but in finding a friend worth dying for.
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Be good and you will be lonesome.
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The human race has only one really effective weapon and that is laughter.
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Worrying is like paying a debt you don’t owe.
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Classic – a book which people praise and don’t read.
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Obscurity and a competence – that is the life that is best worth living.
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I must have a prodigious amount of mind; it takes me as much as a week, sometimes, to make it up!
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Always do what is right. It will gratify half of mankind and astound the other.
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Of all the animals, man is the only one that is cruel. He is the only one that inflicts pain for the pleasure of doing it.
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I didn’t have time to write a short letter, so I wrote a long one instead.
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Never argue with a fool, onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
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The man who does not read has no advantage over the man who cannot read.
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I’ve lived through some terrible things in my life, some of which actually happened.
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