Everyone is a moon, and has a dark side which he never shows to anybody.
MARK TWAINEveryone is a moon, and has a dark side which he never shows to anybody.
MARK TWAINIf voting made any difference they wouldn’t let us do it.
MARK TWAINI’ve lived through some terrible things in my life, some of which actually happened.
MARK TWAINAny emotion, if it is sincere, is involuntary.
MARK TWAINIn a good bookroom you feel in some mysterious way that you are absorbing the wisdom contained in all the books through your skin, without even opening them.
MARK TWAINWrinkles should merely indicate where the smiles have been.
MARK TWAINNever tell the truth to people who are not worthy of it.
MARK TWAINIf animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much.
MARK TWAINNever allow someone to be your priority while allowing yourself to be their option.
MARK TWAINApril 1. This is the day upon which we are reminded of what we are on the other three hundred and sixty-four.
MARK TWAINHeaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in.
MARK TWAINCourage is resistance to fear, mastery of fear – not absence of fear.
MARK TWAINA successful book is not made of what is in it, but what is left out of it.
MARK TWAINIt is better to deserve honors and not have them than to have them and not deserve them.
MARK TWAINThe more I learn about people, the more I like my dog.
MARK TWAINWhat is Man? Man is a noisome bacillus whom Our Heavenly Father created because he was disappointed in the monkey.
MARK TWAIN