The human race has only one really effective weapon and that is laughter.
MARK TWAINThe human race has only one really effective weapon and that is laughter.
MARK TWAINThe most interesting information come from children, for they tell all they know and then stop.
MARK TWAINIt’s easier to fool people than to convince them that they have been fooled.
MARK TWAINI’ve lived through some terrible things in my life, some of which actually happened.
MARK TWAINThe worst loneliness is to not be comfortable with yourself.
MARK TWAINObscurity and a competence – that is the life that is best worth living.
MARK TWAINThe trouble is not in dying for a friend, but in finding a friend worth dying for.
MARK TWAINNever put off till tomorrow what may be done day after tomorrow just as well.
MARK TWAINThere’s one way to find out if a man is honest: ask him; if he says yes, you know he’s crooked.
MARK TWAINIf you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and man.
MARK TWAINPart of the secret of success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside.
MARK TWAINThe easy confidence with which I know another man’s religion is folly teaches me to suspect that my own is also.
MARK TWAINOut of all the things I have lost, I miss my mind the most.
MARK TWAINAll right, then, I’ll go to hell.
MARK TWAINI have found out that there ain’t no surer way to find out whether you like people or hate them than to travel with them.
MARK TWAINWorrying is like paying a debt you don’t owe.
MARK TWAIN