If you don’t read the newspaper, you’re uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you’re mis-informed.
MARK TWAINMy books are water; those of the great geniuses is wine. Everybody drinks water.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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I have found out that there ain’t no surer way to find out whether you like people or hate them than to travel with them.
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I didn’t have time to write a short letter, so I wrote a long one instead.
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Eat a live frog first thing in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you the rest of the day.
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All right, then, I’ll go to hell.
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Forgiveness is the fragrance that the violet sheds on the heel that has crushed it.
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Reality can be beaten with enough imagination.
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Don’t part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist, but you have ceased to live.
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I must have a prodigious amount of mind; it takes me as much as a week, sometimes, to make it up!
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Anger is an acid that can do more harm to the vessel in which it is stored than to anything on which it is poured.
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When you fish for love, bait with your heart, not your brain.
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The fear of death follows from the fear of life. A man who lives fully is prepared to die at any time.
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Education consists mainly of what we have unlearned.
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It’s easier to fool people than to convince them that they have been fooled.
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Never put off till tomorrow what may be done day after tomorrow just as well.
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The dog is a gentleman; I hope to go to his heaven not man’s.
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