Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.
MARK TWAINNever tell the truth to people who are not worthy of it.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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All right, then, I’ll go to hell.
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Action speaks louder than words but not nearly as often.
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What is Man? Man is a noisome bacillus whom Our Heavenly Father created because he was disappointed in the monkey.
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The fear of death follows from the fear of life. A man who lives fully is prepared to die at any time.
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Of all the animals, man is the only one that is cruel. He is the only one that inflicts pain for the pleasure of doing it.
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Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please.
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You can’t depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.
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Don’t go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first.
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A successful book is not made of what is in it, but what is left out of it.
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The best way to cheer yourself is to try to cheer someone else up.
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Education: the path from cocky ignorance to miserable uncertainty.
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In the beginning of a change the patriot is a scarce man, and brave, and hated and scorned. When his cause succeeds, the timid join him, for then it costs nothing to be a patriot.
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Always do what is right. It will gratify half of mankind and astound the other.
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The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.
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The most interesting information come from children, for they tell all they know and then stop.
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