Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.
MARK TWAINNever tell the truth to people who are not worthy of it.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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My books are water; those of the great geniuses is wine. Everybody drinks water.
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Never put off till tomorrow what may be done day after tomorrow just as well.
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The dog is a gentleman; I hope to go to his heaven not man’s.
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When angry, count four. When very angry, swear.
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There was never yet an uninteresting life. Such a thing is an impossibility. Inside of the dullest exterior there is a drama, a comedy, and a tragedy.
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Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.
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It’s easier to fool people than to convince them that they have been fooled.
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All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence; then success is sure.
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All right, then, I’ll go to hell.
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It is better to deserve honors and not have them than to have them and not deserve them.
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Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry.
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It is curious that physical courage should be so common in the world and moral courage so rare.
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Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I’ve done it thousands of times.
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I haven’t any right to criticize books, and I don’t do it except when I hate them.
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Obscurity and a competence – that is the life that is best worth living.
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