There was never yet an uninteresting life. Such a thing is an impossibility. Inside of the dullest exterior there is a drama, a comedy, and a tragedy.
MARK TWAINNever tell the truth to people who are not worthy of it.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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A clear conscience is the sure sign of a bad memory.
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Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.
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Loyalty to country always. Loyalty to government, when it deserves it.
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Sanity and happiness are an impossible combination.
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The right word may be effective, but no word was ever as effective as a rightly timed pause.
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If you don’t read the newspaper, you’re uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you’re mis-informed.
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Out of all the things I have lost, I miss my mind the most.
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Man is the only animal that blushes. Or needs to.
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I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.
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A successful book is not made of what is in it, but what is left out of it.
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Be good and you will be lonesome.
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It’s easier to fool people than to convince them that they have been fooled.
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Never put off till tomorrow what may be done day after tomorrow just as well.
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A lie can travel half way around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes.
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Name the greatest of all inventors. Accident.
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