Any emotion, if it is sincere, is involuntary.
MARK TWAINNever tell the truth to people who are not worthy of it.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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Never argue with a fool, onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
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In the beginning of a change the patriot is a scarce man, and brave, and hated and scorned. When his cause succeeds, the timid join him, for then it costs nothing to be a patriot.
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Courage is resistance to fear, mastery of fear – not absence of fear.
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If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and man.
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What is Man? Man is a noisome bacillus whom Our Heavenly Father created because he was disappointed in the monkey.
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The best way to cheer yourself is to try to cheer someone else up.
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The man who does not read has no advantage over the man who cannot read.
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April 1. This is the day upon which we are reminded of what we are on the other three hundred and sixty-four.
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Eat a live frog first thing in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you the rest of the day.
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You can’t depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.
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The trouble is not in dying for a friend, but in finding a friend worth dying for.
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I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.
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I’ve lived through some terrible things in my life, some of which actually happened.
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I didn’t have time to write a short letter, so I wrote a long one instead.
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When angry, count four. When very angry, swear.
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