I haven’t any right to criticize books, and I don’t do it except when I hate them.
MARK TWAINApril 1. This is the day upon which we are reminded of what we are on the other three hundred and sixty-four.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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Worrying is like paying a debt you don’t owe.
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I did not attend his funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.
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I must have a prodigious amount of mind; it takes me as much as a week, sometimes, to make it up!
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It is better to deserve honors and not have them than to have them and not deserve them.
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Courage is resistance to fear, mastery of fear – not absence of fear.
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It takes your enemy and your friend, working together, to hurt you to the heart: the one to slander you and the other to get the news to you.
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The human race has only one really effective weapon and that is laughter.
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It’s better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than open it and remove all doubt.
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If you tell the truth, you don’t have to remember anything.
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Everyone is a moon, and has a dark side which he never shows to anybody.
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It’s not the size of the dog in the fight, it’s the size of the fight in the dog.
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A lie can travel half way around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes.
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It is curious that physical courage should be so common in the world and moral courage so rare.
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A half-truth is the most cowardly of lies.
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Be good and you will be lonesome.
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