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April 1. This is the day upon which we are reminded of what we are on the other three hundred and sixty-four.

Mark Twain

Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I’ve done it thousands of times.
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Give Up Human Nature Humour Smoking Time World
If Christ were here there is one thing he would not be – a Christian.
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Humour Religion Wisdom
Eat a live frog first thing in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you the rest of the day.
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Eat Frog Funny Humour Morning
Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please.
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FAction Healing Humour Treat
I do not fear death. I had been dead for billions and billions of years before I was born, and had not suffered the slightest inconvenience from it.
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Born Dead Death Fear Inconvenience Inspirational Suffering
Courage is resistance to fear, mastery of fear – not absence of fear.
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Adsence Courage Fear Master Resistance
I must have a prodigious amount of mind; it takes me as much as a week, sometimes, to make it up!
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Decision Humour Mind
Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.
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Ambition Dreamss Greatness Hurt People Try
Reality can be beaten with enough imagination.
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Beat Deep Imagination One Liner Reality Win
The human race has only one really effective weapon and that is laughter.
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Effective Happiness Human Laughter Race Reality Weapon
April 1. This is the day upon which we are reminded of what we are on the other three hundred and sixty-four.
MARK TWAIN

Fun Funny Human Nature Humour Kiding
If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and man.
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Bite Dod Funny Human Nature Loyalty Man
Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.
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Acknowledgement Authority Commit Fault Guard Opportunity Throw
Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.
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Argument Beat Experience People Stupidity
Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.
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Change Politics Reason
Patriotism is supporting your country all the time and your government when it deserves it.
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Country Deserve Government Help Patriotism Support

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