Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.
MARK TWAINAll you need in this life is ignorance and confidence; then success is sure.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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In the beginning of a change the patriot is a scarce man, and brave, and hated and scorned. When his cause succeeds, the timid join him, for then it costs nothing to be a patriot.
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I’ve lived through some terrible things in my life, some of which actually happened.
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The worst loneliness is to not be comfortable with yourself.
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Classic – a book which people praise and don’t read.
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When angry, count four. When very angry, swear.
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If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much.
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Kindness is a language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.
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Any emotion, if it is sincere, is involuntary.
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The dog is a gentleman; I hope to go to his heaven not man’s.
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I do not fear death. I had been dead for billions and billions of years before I was born, and had not suffered the slightest inconvenience from it.
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A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining, but wants it back the minute it begins to rain.
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Heaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in.
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Be good and you will be lonesome.
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There was never yet an uninteresting life. Such a thing is an impossibility. Inside of the dullest exterior there is a drama, a comedy, and a tragedy.
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It takes your enemy and your friend, working together, to hurt you to the heart: the one to slander you and the other to get the news to you.
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