April 1. This is the day upon which we are reminded of what we are on the other three hundred and sixty-four.
MARK TWAINAll you need in this life is ignorance and confidence; then success is sure.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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It’s better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than open it and remove all doubt.
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You can’t depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.
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In the beginning of a change the patriot is a scarce man, and brave, and hated and scorned. When his cause succeeds, the timid join him, for then it costs nothing to be a patriot.
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Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please.
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The dog is a gentleman; I hope to go to his heaven not man’s.
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Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to reform.
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In the first place God made idiots. This was for practice. Then he made school boards.
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I must have a prodigious amount of mind; it takes me as much as a week, sometimes, to make it up!
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Patriotism is supporting your country all the time and your government when it deserves it.
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If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much.
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The fear of death follows from the fear of life. A man who lives fully is prepared to die at any time.
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A successful book is not made of what is in it, but what is left out of it.
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Worrying is like paying a debt you don’t owe.
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History doesn’t repeat itself, but it does rhyme.
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Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I’ve done it thousands of times.
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