The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.
MARK TWAINThe trouble is not in dying for a friend, but in finding a friend worth dying for.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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I haven’t any right to criticize books, and I don’t do it except when I hate them.
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April 1. This is the day upon which we are reminded of what we are on the other three hundred and sixty-four.
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The more I learn about people, the more I like my dog.
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Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I’ve done it thousands of times.
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Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please.
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Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.
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Never put off till tomorrow what may be done day after tomorrow just as well.
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Forgiveness is the fragrance that the violet sheds on the heel that has crushed it.
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I’ve lived through some terrible things in my life, some of which actually happened.
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Books are for people who wish they were somewhere else.
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I must have a prodigious amount of mind; it takes me as much as a week, sometimes, to make it up!
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Courage is resistance to fear, mastery of fear – not absence of fear.
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In the first place God made idiots. This was for practice. Then he made school boards.
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Education: the path from cocky ignorance to miserable uncertainty.
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Anger is an acid that can do more harm to the vessel in which it is stored than to anything on which it is poured.
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