The human race has only one really effective weapon and that is laughter.
MARK TWAINThe trouble is not in dying for a friend, but in finding a friend worth dying for.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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If voting made any difference they wouldn’t let us do it.
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There’s one way to find out if a man is honest: ask him; if he says yes, you know he’s crooked.
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To get the full value of joy you must have someone to divide it with.
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Education: the path from cocky ignorance to miserable uncertainty.
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Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.
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Out of all the things I have lost, I miss my mind the most.
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Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.
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The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.
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Heaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in.
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The trouble is not in dying for a friend, but in finding a friend worth dying for.
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My books are water; those of the great geniuses is wine. Everybody drinks water.
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Truth is stranger than fiction, but it is because Fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities; Truth isn’t.
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Action speaks louder than words but not nearly as often.
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I didn’t have time to write a short letter, so I wrote a long one instead.
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A successful book is not made of what is in it, but what is left out of it.
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