If Christ were here there is one thing he would not be – a Christian.
MARK TWAINThe trouble is not in dying for a friend, but in finding a friend worth dying for.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.
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Wrinkles should merely indicate where the smiles have been.
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A half-truth is the most cowardly of lies.
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Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.
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There are many humorous things in the world; among them, the white man’s notion that he is less savage than the other savages.
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It’s easier to fool people than to convince them that they have been fooled.
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What is Man? Man is a noisome bacillus whom Our Heavenly Father created because he was disappointed in the monkey.
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Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.
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Obscurity and a competence – that is the life that is best worth living.
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In the first place God made idiots. This was for practice. Then he made school boards.
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April 1. This is the day upon which we are reminded of what we are on the other three hundred and sixty-four.
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It takes your enemy and your friend, working together, to hurt you to the heart: the one to slander you and the other to get the news to you.
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Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I’ve done it thousands of times.
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I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.
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There was never yet an uninteresting life. Such a thing is an impossibility. Inside of the dullest exterior there is a drama, a comedy, and a tragedy.
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