I must have a prodigious amount of mind; it takes me as much as a week, sometimes, to make it up!
MARK TWAINA successful book is not made of what is in it, but what is left out of it.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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In the first place God made idiots. This was for practice. Then he made school boards.
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Name the greatest of all inventors. Accident.
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A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining, but wants it back the minute it begins to rain.
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If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and man.
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The best way to cheer yourself is to try to cheer someone else up.
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Never put off till tomorrow what may be done day after tomorrow just as well.
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Anger is an acid that can do more harm to the vessel in which it is stored than to anything on which it is poured.
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If you tell the truth, you don’t have to remember anything.
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A successful book is not made of what is in it, but what is left out of it.
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Kindness is a language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.
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It is curious that physical courage should be so common in the world and moral courage so rare.
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Never tell the truth to people who are not worthy of it.
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Never argue with a fool, onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
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Education consists mainly of what we have unlearned.
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The human race has only one really effective weapon and that is laughter.
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