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A successful book is not made of what is in it, but what is left out of it.

Mark Twain

If you don’t read the newspaper, you’re uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you’re mis-informed.
MARK TWAIN

Information Media Newspaper
A successful book is not made of what is in it, but what is left out of it.
MARK TWAIN

Book Humour Success Writing
If voting made any difference they wouldn’t let us do it.
MARK TWAIN

Democracy Difference Government Vote
It takes your enemy and your friend, working together, to hurt you to the heart: the one to slander you and the other to get the news to you.
MARK TWAIN

Enemy Friendship Heart Togetherness Work
The human race has only one really effective weapon and that is laughter.
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Effective Happiness Human Laughter Race Reality Weapon
In a good bookroom you feel in some mysterious way that you are absorbing the wisdom contained in all the books through your skin, without even opening them.
MARK TWAIN

Absorb Book Goodness Mystery Room Skin Wisdom
There’s one way to find out if a man is honest: ask him; if he says yes, you know he’s crooked.
MARK TWAIN

Finding Honesty Man
Worrying is like paying a debt you don’t owe.
MARK TWAIN

Debt One Liner Owe Pay Worry
A clear conscience is the sure sign of a bad memory.
MARK TWAIN

Bad Conscience Memories Past
Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please.
MARK TWAIN

FAction Healing Humour Treat
Of all the animals, man is the only one that is cruel. He is the only one that inflicts pain for the pleasure of doing it.
MARK TWAIN

Animal Cruel Man Pain Pleasure
Part of the secret of success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside.
MARK TWAIN

Eat Fight Food Life Secret Success
Never put off till tomorrow what may be done day after tomorrow just as well.
MARK TWAIN

Funny Humour Inspirational Tomorrow
If Christ were here there is one thing he would not be – a Christian.
MARK TWAIN

Humour Religion Wisdom
Name the greatest of all inventors. Accident.
MARK TWAIN

Accident Funny Humour Invention One Liner
Don’t part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist, but you have ceased to live.
MARK TWAIN

Cease Exist Illusion Life Live

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