In the first place God made idiots. This was for practice. Then he made school boards.
MARK TWAINLoyalty to country always. Loyalty to government, when it deserves it.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to reform.
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Sanity and happiness are an impossible combination.
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Reality can be beaten with enough imagination.
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Action speaks louder than words but not nearly as often.
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Never put off till tomorrow what may be done day after tomorrow just as well.
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What is Man? Man is a noisome bacillus whom Our Heavenly Father created because he was disappointed in the monkey.
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There is a charm about the forbidden that makes it unspeakably desirable.
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Never argue with a fool, onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
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Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please.
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There are many humorous things in the world; among them, the white man’s notion that he is less savage than the other savages.
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Be good and you will be lonesome.
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History doesn’t repeat itself, but it does rhyme.
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Heaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in.
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Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.
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There was never yet an uninteresting life. Such a thing is an impossibility. Inside of the dullest exterior there is a drama, a comedy, and a tragedy.
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