The human race has only one really effective weapon and that is laughter.
MARK TWAINYou can’t depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained.
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To get the full value of joy you must have someone to divide it with.
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All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence; then success is sure.
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Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.
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Action speaks louder than words but not nearly as often.
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Be good and you will be lonesome.
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If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much.
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Don’t part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist, but you have ceased to live.
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History doesn’t repeat itself, but it does rhyme.
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Kindness is a language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.
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In a good bookroom you feel in some mysterious way that you are absorbing the wisdom contained in all the books through your skin, without even opening them.
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Always do what is right. It will gratify half of mankind and astound the other.
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Obscurity and a competence – that is the life that is best worth living.
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I’ve had a lot of worries in my life, most of which never happened.
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I must have a prodigious amount of mind; it takes me as much as a week, sometimes, to make it up!
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