My books are water; those of the great geniuses is wine. Everybody drinks water.
MARK TWAINYou can’t depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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If Christ were here there is one thing he would not be – a Christian.
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If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much.
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Forgiveness is the fragrance that the violet sheds on the heel that has crushed it.
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If you don’t read the newspaper, you’re uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you’re mis-informed.
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It is curious that physical courage should be so common in the world and moral courage so rare.
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The human race has only one really effective weapon and that is laughter.
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All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence; then success is sure.
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I must have a prodigious amount of mind; it takes me as much as a week, sometimes, to make it up!
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I’ve lived through some terrible things in my life, some of which actually happened.
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Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to reform.
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Classic – a book which people praise and don’t read.
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Don’t part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist, but you have ceased to live.
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When angry, count four. When very angry, swear.
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Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.
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Any emotion, if it is sincere, is involuntary.
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