Never put off till tomorrow what may be done day after tomorrow just as well.
MARK TWAINYou can’t depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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The human race has only one really effective weapon and that is laughter.
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April 1. This is the day upon which we are reminded of what we are on the other three hundred and sixty-four.
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It’s better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than open it and remove all doubt.
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Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.
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In the beginning of a change the patriot is a scarce man, and brave, and hated and scorned. When his cause succeeds, the timid join him, for then it costs nothing to be a patriot.
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Eat a live frog first thing in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you the rest of the day.
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Classic – a book which people praise and don’t read.
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The most interesting information come from children, for they tell all they know and then stop.
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The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.
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I do not fear death. I had been dead for billions and billions of years before I was born, and had not suffered the slightest inconvenience from it.
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The worst loneliness is to not be comfortable with yourself.
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Patriotism is supporting your country all the time and your government when it deserves it.
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Never argue with a fool, onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
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Kindness is a language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.
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When angry, count four. When very angry, swear.
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