Eat a live frog first thing in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you the rest of the day.
MARK TWAINYou can’t depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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April 1. This is the day upon which we are reminded of what we are on the other three hundred and sixty-four.
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A half-truth is the most cowardly of lies.
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The human race has only one really effective weapon and that is laughter.
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Kindness is a language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.
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Always do what is right. It will gratify half of mankind and astound the other.
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The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.
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There is a charm about the forbidden that makes it unspeakably desirable.
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I have found out that there ain’t no surer way to find out whether you like people or hate them than to travel with them.
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Reality can be beaten with enough imagination.
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Classic – a book which people praise and don’t read.
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There are many humorous things in the world; among them, the white man’s notion that he is less savage than the other savages.
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There’s one way to find out if a man is honest: ask him; if he says yes, you know he’s crooked.
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Never allow someone to be your priority while allowing yourself to be their option.
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Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.
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I do not fear death. I had been dead for billions and billions of years before I was born, and had not suffered the slightest inconvenience from it.
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