Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I’ve done it thousands of times.
MARK TWAINYou can’t depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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The fear of death follows from the fear of life. A man who lives fully is prepared to die at any time.
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The worst loneliness is to not be comfortable with yourself.
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The dog is a gentleman; I hope to go to his heaven not man’s.
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Classic – a book which people praise and don’t read.
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Never argue with a fool, onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
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Never put off till tomorrow what may be done day after tomorrow just as well.
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The human race has only one really effective weapon and that is laughter.
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It is better to deserve honors and not have them than to have them and not deserve them.
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Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.
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Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.
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Worrying is like paying a debt you don’t owe.
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I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.
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I’ve had a lot of worries in my life, most of which never happened.
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Be good and you will be lonesome.
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If you don’t read the newspaper, you’re uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you’re mis-informed.
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