Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry.
MARK TWAINYou can’t depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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It is better to deserve honors and not have them than to have them and not deserve them.
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If you tell the truth, you don’t have to remember anything.
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A clear conscience is the sure sign of a bad memory.
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Part of the secret of success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside.
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Never tell the truth to people who are not worthy of it.
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Never allow someone to be your priority while allowing yourself to be their option.
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My books are water; those of the great geniuses is wine. Everybody drinks water.
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The more I learn about people, the more I like my dog.
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What is Man? Man is a noisome bacillus whom Our Heavenly Father created because he was disappointed in the monkey.
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Classic – a book which people praise and don’t read.
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All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence; then success is sure.
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Name the greatest of all inventors. Accident.
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A successful book is not made of what is in it, but what is left out of it.
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I do not fear death. I had been dead for billions and billions of years before I was born, and had not suffered the slightest inconvenience from it.
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Books are for people who wish they were somewhere else.
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