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I haven’t any right to criticize books, and I don’t do it except when I hate them.

Mark Twain

The easy confidence with which I know another man’s religion is folly teaches me to suspect that my own is also.
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Confidence Humour Man Philosophy Religion Suspect Teaching
Part of the secret of success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside.
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Eat Fight Food Life Secret Success
Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.
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Ambition Dreamss Greatness Hurt People Try
April 1. This is the day upon which we are reminded of what we are on the other three hundred and sixty-four.
MARK TWAIN

Fun Funny Human Nature Humour Kiding
The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.
MARK TWAIN

Born Inspirational Life Positive Reason Success Wisdom
A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining, but wants it back the minute it begins to rain.
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Bank Banker Fellow Lend Rain Shine Sun Sunshine Umbrella
Out of all the things I have lost, I miss my mind the most.
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Deep Healing Lost Mind Missing One Liner
Heaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in.
MARK TWAIN

Dog Favor Heaven Merit Stay
Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.
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Clothes Influence Man Naked People Society
Don’t go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first.
MARK TWAIN

Life Live Owe World
Man is the only animal that blushes. Or needs to.
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Animal Blush Funny Man One Liner
Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.
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Acknowledgement Authority Commit Fault Guard Opportunity Throw
Anger is an acid that can do more harm to the vessel in which it is stored than to anything on which it is poured.
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Acid Angry Harm Hurt Vessel
If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much.
MARK TWAIN

Animal Dog Fellow Grace Speak
Books are for people who wish they were somewhere else.
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Book Desire Imagination People Read
I must have a prodigious amount of mind; it takes me as much as a week, sometimes, to make it up!
MARK TWAIN

Decision Humour Mind

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