If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much.
MARK TWAINI haven’t any right to criticize books, and I don’t do it except when I hate them.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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I’ve had a lot of worries in my life, most of which never happened.
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To get the full value of joy you must have someone to divide it with.
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The right word may be effective, but no word was ever as effective as a rightly timed pause.
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I did not attend his funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.
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In the first place God made idiots. This was for practice. Then he made school boards.
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Always do what is right. It will gratify half of mankind and astound the other.
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When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained.
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It’s easier to fool people than to convince them that they have been fooled.
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Sanity and happiness are an impossible combination.
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Classic – a book which people praise and don’t read.
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It’s not the size of the dog in the fight, it’s the size of the fight in the dog.
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I didn’t have time to write a short letter, so I wrote a long one instead.
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The fear of death follows from the fear of life. A man who lives fully is prepared to die at any time.
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Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please.
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The secret to getting ahead is getting started.
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