Never allow someone to be your priority while allowing yourself to be their option.
MARK TWAINNever allow someone to be your priority while allowing yourself to be their option.
MARK TWAINEducation: the path from cocky ignorance to miserable uncertainty.
MARK TWAINEveryone is a moon, and has a dark side which he never shows to anybody.
MARK TWAINA lie can travel half way around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes.
MARK TWAINThe trouble is not in dying for a friend, but in finding a friend worth dying for.
MARK TWAINThere are many humorous things in the world; among them, the white man’s notion that he is less savage than the other savages.
MARK TWAINAnger is an acid that can do more harm to the vessel in which it is stored than to anything on which it is poured.
MARK TWAINI have found out that there ain’t no surer way to find out whether you like people or hate them than to travel with them.
MARK TWAINIf Christ were here there is one thing he would not be – a Christian.
MARK TWAINGiving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I’ve done it thousands of times.
MARK TWAINIt’s better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than open it and remove all doubt.
MARK TWAINWhen angry, count four. When very angry, swear.
MARK TWAINThe man who does not read has no advantage over the man who cannot read.
MARK TWAINSanity and happiness are an impossible combination.
MARK TWAINI did not attend his funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.
MARK TWAINKeep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.
MARK TWAIN