When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained.
MARK TWAINIf animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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The best way to cheer yourself is to try to cheer someone else up.
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To get the full value of joy you must have someone to divide it with.
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All right, then, I’ll go to hell.
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Never tell the truth to people who are not worthy of it.
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Any emotion, if it is sincere, is involuntary.
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A half-truth is the most cowardly of lies.
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Reality can be beaten with enough imagination.
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Patriotism is supporting your country all the time and your government when it deserves it.
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Sanity and happiness are an impossible combination.
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It’s better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than open it and remove all doubt.
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Eat a live frog first thing in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you the rest of the day.
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Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.
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The trouble is not in dying for a friend, but in finding a friend worth dying for.
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It’s not the size of the dog in the fight, it’s the size of the fight in the dog.
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In the beginning of a change the patriot is a scarce man, and brave, and hated and scorned. When his cause succeeds, the timid join him, for then it costs nothing to be a patriot.
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