Classic – a book which people praise and don’t read.
MARK TWAINIf animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.
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Out of all the things I have lost, I miss my mind the most.
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If you tell the truth, you don’t have to remember anything.
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Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.
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Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.
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Loyalty to country always. Loyalty to government, when it deserves it.
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Don’t part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist, but you have ceased to live.
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There are many humorous things in the world; among them, the white man’s notion that he is less savage than the other savages.
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Truth is stranger than fiction, but it is because Fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities; Truth isn’t.
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Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.
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I did not attend his funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.
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Obscurity and a competence – that is the life that is best worth living.
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The trouble is not in dying for a friend, but in finding a friend worth dying for.
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Anger is an acid that can do more harm to the vessel in which it is stored than to anything on which it is poured.
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What is Man? Man is a noisome bacillus whom Our Heavenly Father created because he was disappointed in the monkey.
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