Classic – a book which people praise and don’t read.
MARK TWAINIf animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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If Christ were here there is one thing he would not be – a Christian.
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Truth is stranger than fiction, but it is because Fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities; Truth isn’t.
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Any emotion, if it is sincere, is involuntary.
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Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.
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Be good and you will be lonesome.
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Out of all the things I have lost, I miss my mind the most.
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Wrinkles should merely indicate where the smiles have been.
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Sanity and happiness are an impossible combination.
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Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.
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Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please.
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Kindness is a language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.
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Everyone is a moon, and has a dark side which he never shows to anybody.
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Patriotism is supporting your country all the time and your government when it deserves it.
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It is curious that physical courage should be so common in the world and moral courage so rare.
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Man is the only animal that blushes. Or needs to.
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