Education: the path from cocky ignorance to miserable uncertainty.
MARK TWAINIf animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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Education consists mainly of what we have unlearned.
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Anger is an acid that can do more harm to the vessel in which it is stored than to anything on which it is poured.
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Worrying is like paying a debt you don’t owe.
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I haven’t any right to criticize books, and I don’t do it except when I hate them.
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If voting made any difference they wouldn’t let us do it.
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The easy confidence with which I know another man’s religion is folly teaches me to suspect that my own is also.
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Heaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in.
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When angry, count four. When very angry, swear.
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Classic – a book which people praise and don’t read.
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Part of the secret of success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside.
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Out of all the things I have lost, I miss my mind the most.
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Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.
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I did not attend his funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.
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You can’t depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.
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Name the greatest of all inventors. Accident.
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