Classic – a book which people praise and don’t read.
MARK TWAINIf animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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I did not attend his funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.
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Never allow someone to be your priority while allowing yourself to be their option.
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The fear of death follows from the fear of life. A man who lives fully is prepared to die at any time.
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Forgiveness is the fragrance that the violet sheds on the heel that has crushed it.
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You can’t depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.
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My books are water; those of the great geniuses is wine. Everybody drinks water.
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Name the greatest of all inventors. Accident.
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Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.
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Loyalty to country always. Loyalty to government, when it deserves it.
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Out of all the things I have lost, I miss my mind the most.
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A half-truth is the most cowardly of lies.
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Eat a live frog first thing in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you the rest of the day.
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A successful book is not made of what is in it, but what is left out of it.
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The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.
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It takes your enemy and your friend, working together, to hurt you to the heart: the one to slander you and the other to get the news to you.
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