If voting made any difference they wouldn’t let us do it.
MARK TWAINIf animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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Out of all the things I have lost, I miss my mind the most.
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The secret to getting ahead is getting started.
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The best way to cheer yourself is to try to cheer someone else up.
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Anger is an acid that can do more harm to the vessel in which it is stored than to anything on which it is poured.
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Patriotism is supporting your country all the time and your government when it deserves it.
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Wrinkles should merely indicate where the smiles have been.
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April 1. This is the day upon which we are reminded of what we are on the other three hundred and sixty-four.
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Name the greatest of all inventors. Accident.
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Kindness is a language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.
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Sanity and happiness are an impossible combination.
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Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.
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The fear of death follows from the fear of life. A man who lives fully is prepared to die at any time.
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I must have a prodigious amount of mind; it takes me as much as a week, sometimes, to make it up!
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A half-truth is the most cowardly of lies.
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I have found out that there ain’t no surer way to find out whether you like people or hate them than to travel with them.
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