I haven’t any right to criticize books, and I don’t do it except when I hate them.
MARK TWAINAlways do what is right. It will gratify half of mankind and astound the other.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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There was never yet an uninteresting life. Such a thing is an impossibility. Inside of the dullest exterior there is a drama, a comedy, and a tragedy.
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It is curious that physical courage should be so common in the world and moral courage so rare.
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Always do what is right. It will gratify half of mankind and astound the other.
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The human race has only one really effective weapon and that is laughter.
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Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.
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A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining, but wants it back the minute it begins to rain.
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Loyalty to country always. Loyalty to government, when it deserves it.
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If Christ were here there is one thing he would not be – a Christian.
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I do not fear death. I had been dead for billions and billions of years before I was born, and had not suffered the slightest inconvenience from it.
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Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I’ve done it thousands of times.
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Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please.
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It’s easier to fool people than to convince them that they have been fooled.
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The fear of death follows from the fear of life. A man who lives fully is prepared to die at any time.
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Of all the animals, man is the only one that is cruel. He is the only one that inflicts pain for the pleasure of doing it.
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Wrinkles should merely indicate where the smiles have been.
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