Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.
MARK TWAINAlways do what is right. It will gratify half of mankind and astound the other.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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Man is the only animal that blushes. Or needs to.
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To get the full value of joy you must have someone to divide it with.
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Education consists mainly of what we have unlearned.
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I’ve had a lot of worries in my life, most of which never happened.
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The trouble is not in dying for a friend, but in finding a friend worth dying for.
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A clear conscience is the sure sign of a bad memory.
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When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained.
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Books are for people who wish they were somewhere else.
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Education: the path from cocky ignorance to miserable uncertainty.
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There is a charm about the forbidden that makes it unspeakably desirable.
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All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence; then success is sure.
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Courage is resistance to fear, mastery of fear – not absence of fear.
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Worrying is like paying a debt you don’t owe.
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Never put off till tomorrow what may be done day after tomorrow just as well.
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Eat a live frog first thing in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you the rest of the day.
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