Wrinkles should merely indicate where the smiles have been.
MARK TWAINAlways do what is right. It will gratify half of mankind and astound the other.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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In the first place God made idiots. This was for practice. Then he made school boards.
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I did not attend his funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.
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To get the full value of joy you must have someone to divide it with.
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The worst loneliness is to not be comfortable with yourself.
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It is better to deserve honors and not have them than to have them and not deserve them.
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Kindness is a language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.
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It takes your enemy and your friend, working together, to hurt you to the heart: the one to slander you and the other to get the news to you.
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When angry, count four. When very angry, swear.
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Everyone is a moon, and has a dark side which he never shows to anybody.
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There’s one way to find out if a man is honest: ask him; if he says yes, you know he’s crooked.
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Forgiveness is the fragrance that the violet sheds on the heel that has crushed it.
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Out of all the things I have lost, I miss my mind the most.
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Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.
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A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining, but wants it back the minute it begins to rain.
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Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.
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