If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and man.
MARK TWAINIf you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and man.
MARK TWAINIn a good bookroom you feel in some mysterious way that you are absorbing the wisdom contained in all the books through your skin, without even opening them.
MARK TWAINNever argue with a fool, onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
MARK TWAINSanity and happiness are an impossible combination.
MARK TWAINIf you don’t read the newspaper, you’re uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you’re mis-informed.
MARK TWAINNever allow someone to be your priority while allowing yourself to be their option.
MARK TWAINI did not attend his funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.
MARK TWAINDon’t part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist, but you have ceased to live.
MARK TWAINAny emotion, if it is sincere, is involuntary.
MARK TWAINClothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.
MARK TWAINPoliticians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.
MARK TWAINNever tell the truth to people who are not worthy of it.
MARK TWAINI’ve had a lot of worries in my life, most of which never happened.
MARK TWAINWhen angry, count four. When very angry, swear.
MARK TWAINBe good and you will be lonesome.
MARK TWAINA half-truth is the most cowardly of lies.
MARK TWAIN