If Christ were here there is one thing he would not be – a Christian.
MARK TWAINAlways do what is right. It will gratify half of mankind and astound the other.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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Sanity and happiness are an impossible combination.
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Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.
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If you tell the truth, you don’t have to remember anything.
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The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.
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Don’t go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first.
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April 1. This is the day upon which we are reminded of what we are on the other three hundred and sixty-four.
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The secret to getting ahead is getting started.
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The human race has only one really effective weapon and that is laughter.
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Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to reform.
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All right, then, I’ll go to hell.
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All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence; then success is sure.
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Loyalty to country always. Loyalty to government, when it deserves it.
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I do not fear death. I had been dead for billions and billions of years before I was born, and had not suffered the slightest inconvenience from it.
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In a good bookroom you feel in some mysterious way that you are absorbing the wisdom contained in all the books through your skin, without even opening them.
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You can’t depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.
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