Name the greatest of all inventors. Accident.
MARK TWAINAlways do what is right. It will gratify half of mankind and astound the other.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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It’s not the size of the dog in the fight, it’s the size of the fight in the dog.
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In the beginning of a change the patriot is a scarce man, and brave, and hated and scorned. When his cause succeeds, the timid join him, for then it costs nothing to be a patriot.
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Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I’ve done it thousands of times.
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The most interesting information come from children, for they tell all they know and then stop.
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Any emotion, if it is sincere, is involuntary.
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Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.
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It takes your enemy and your friend, working together, to hurt you to the heart: the one to slander you and the other to get the news to you.
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My books are water; those of the great geniuses is wine. Everybody drinks water.
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There’s one way to find out if a man is honest: ask him; if he says yes, you know he’s crooked.
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Classic – a book which people praise and don’t read.
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The man who does not read has no advantage over the man who cannot read.
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A half-truth is the most cowardly of lies.
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Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry.
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If Christ were here there is one thing he would not be – a Christian.
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Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.
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