Name the greatest of all inventors. Accident.
MARK TWAINNever put off till tomorrow what may be done day after tomorrow just as well.
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Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.
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Never put off till tomorrow what may be done day after tomorrow just as well.
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The dog is a gentleman; I hope to go to his heaven not man’s.
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If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and man.
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Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.
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If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much.
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There’s one way to find out if a man is honest: ask him; if he says yes, you know he’s crooked.
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Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.
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Courage is resistance to fear, mastery of fear – not absence of fear.
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Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.
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My books are water; those of the great geniuses is wine. Everybody drinks water.
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Always do what is right. It will gratify half of mankind and astound the other.
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In the first place God made idiots. This was for practice. Then he made school boards.
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All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence; then success is sure.
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Of all the animals, man is the only one that is cruel. He is the only one that inflicts pain for the pleasure of doing it.
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