The human race has only one really effective weapon and that is laughter.
MARK TWAINNever put off till tomorrow what may be done day after tomorrow just as well.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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Don’t go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first.
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It’s better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than open it and remove all doubt.
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Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please.
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I do not fear death. I had been dead for billions and billions of years before I was born, and had not suffered the slightest inconvenience from it.
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Truth is stranger than fiction, but it is because Fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities; Truth isn’t.
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If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and man.
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Never tell the truth to people who are not worthy of it.
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Sanity and happiness are an impossible combination.
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It is curious that physical courage should be so common in the world and moral courage so rare.
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I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.
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Name the greatest of all inventors. Accident.
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Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to reform.
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The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.
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The fear of death follows from the fear of life. A man who lives fully is prepared to die at any time.
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Heaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in.
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