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Mark Twain Quote - Never put off till tomorrow what may be done day after tomorrow just as well.

Never put off till tomorrow what may be done day after tomorrow just as well.

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If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much.
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In the first place God made idiots. This was for practice. Then he made school boards.
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