Truth is stranger than fiction, but it is because Fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities; Truth isn’t.
MARK TWAINNever put off till tomorrow what may be done day after tomorrow just as well.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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I’ve had a lot of worries in my life, most of which never happened.
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The right word may be effective, but no word was ever as effective as a rightly timed pause.
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Education consists mainly of what we have unlearned.
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A successful book is not made of what is in it, but what is left out of it.
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Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry.
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The human race has only one really effective weapon and that is laughter.
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I must have a prodigious amount of mind; it takes me as much as a week, sometimes, to make it up!
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Sanity and happiness are an impossible combination.
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Action speaks louder than words but not nearly as often.
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Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please.
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I didn’t have time to write a short letter, so I wrote a long one instead.
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If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and man.
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If you don’t read the newspaper, you’re uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you’re mis-informed.
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Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to reform.
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Never allow someone to be your priority while allowing yourself to be their option.
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