Heaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in.
MARK TWAINEat a live frog first thing in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you the rest of the day.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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There was never yet an uninteresting life. Such a thing is an impossibility. Inside of the dullest exterior there is a drama, a comedy, and a tragedy.
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If Christ were here there is one thing he would not be – a Christian.
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When angry, count four. When very angry, swear.
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Never tell the truth to people who are not worthy of it.
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A successful book is not made of what is in it, but what is left out of it.
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I did not attend his funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.
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Always do what is right. It will gratify half of mankind and astound the other.
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My books are water; those of the great geniuses is wine. Everybody drinks water.
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Loyalty to country always. Loyalty to government, when it deserves it.
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All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence; then success is sure.
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Part of the secret of success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside.
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Name the greatest of all inventors. Accident.
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The trouble is not in dying for a friend, but in finding a friend worth dying for.
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If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and man.
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In the beginning of a change the patriot is a scarce man, and brave, and hated and scorned. When his cause succeeds, the timid join him, for then it costs nothing to be a patriot.
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