Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I’ve done it thousands of times.
MARK TWAINEat a live frog first thing in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you the rest of the day.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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It’s not the size of the dog in the fight, it’s the size of the fight in the dog.
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There are many humorous things in the world; among them, the white man’s notion that he is less savage than the other savages.
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It is better to deserve honors and not have them than to have them and not deserve them.
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I didn’t have time to write a short letter, so I wrote a long one instead.
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History doesn’t repeat itself, but it does rhyme.
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Obscurity and a competence – that is the life that is best worth living.
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It’s better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than open it and remove all doubt.
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Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.
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Always do what is right. It will gratify half of mankind and astound the other.
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Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.
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Books are for people who wish they were somewhere else.
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Never tell the truth to people who are not worthy of it.
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Action speaks louder than words but not nearly as often.
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Out of all the things I have lost, I miss my mind the most.
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A lie can travel half way around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes.
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