Books are for people who wish they were somewhere else.
MARK TWAINEat a live frog first thing in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you the rest of the day.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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Never argue with a fool, onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
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Eat a live frog first thing in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you the rest of the day.
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There are many humorous things in the world; among them, the white man’s notion that he is less savage than the other savages.
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I’ve lived through some terrible things in my life, some of which actually happened.
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April 1. This is the day upon which we are reminded of what we are on the other three hundred and sixty-four.
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Courage is resistance to fear, mastery of fear – not absence of fear.
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Wrinkles should merely indicate where the smiles have been.
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All right, then, I’ll go to hell.
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It’s better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than open it and remove all doubt.
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If you tell the truth, you don’t have to remember anything.
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You can’t depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.
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History doesn’t repeat itself, but it does rhyme.
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Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.
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It’s easier to fool people than to convince them that they have been fooled.
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I have found out that there ain’t no surer way to find out whether you like people or hate them than to travel with them.
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