If you tell the truth, you don’t have to remember anything.
MARK TWAINEat a live frog first thing in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you the rest of the day.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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When you fish for love, bait with your heart, not your brain.
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I didn’t have time to write a short letter, so I wrote a long one instead.
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Action speaks louder than words but not nearly as often.
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Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.
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The easy confidence with which I know another man’s religion is folly teaches me to suspect that my own is also.
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Books are for people who wish they were somewhere else.
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Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry.
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Courage is resistance to fear, mastery of fear – not absence of fear.
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Man is the only animal that blushes. Or needs to.
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The more I learn about people, the more I like my dog.
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Education consists mainly of what we have unlearned.
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I must have a prodigious amount of mind; it takes me as much as a week, sometimes, to make it up!
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Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I’ve done it thousands of times.
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All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence; then success is sure.
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It’s not the size of the dog in the fight, it’s the size of the fight in the dog.
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