There was never yet an uninteresting life. Such a thing is an impossibility. Inside of the dullest exterior there is a drama, a comedy, and a tragedy.
MARK TWAINIf you tell the truth, you don’t have to remember anything.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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The best way to cheer yourself is to try to cheer someone else up.
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Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.
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I have found out that there ain’t no surer way to find out whether you like people or hate them than to travel with them.
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It is better to deserve honors and not have them than to have them and not deserve them.
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Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry.
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All right, then, I’ll go to hell.
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History doesn’t repeat itself, but it does rhyme.
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In the first place God made idiots. This was for practice. Then he made school boards.
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A lie can travel half way around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes.
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There’s one way to find out if a man is honest: ask him; if he says yes, you know he’s crooked.
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If you tell the truth, you don’t have to remember anything.
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Eat a live frog first thing in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you the rest of the day.
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I must have a prodigious amount of mind; it takes me as much as a week, sometimes, to make it up!
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The human race has only one really effective weapon and that is laughter.
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You can’t depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.
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