My books are water; those of the great geniuses is wine. Everybody drinks water.
MARK TWAINIf you tell the truth, you don’t have to remember anything.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much.
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Any emotion, if it is sincere, is involuntary.
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Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.
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Anger is an acid that can do more harm to the vessel in which it is stored than to anything on which it is poured.
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Reality can be beaten with enough imagination.
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Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.
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I do not fear death. I had been dead for billions and billions of years before I was born, and had not suffered the slightest inconvenience from it.
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Sanity and happiness are an impossible combination.
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The dog is a gentleman; I hope to go to his heaven not man’s.
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Of all the animals, man is the only one that is cruel. He is the only one that inflicts pain for the pleasure of doing it.
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Never put off till tomorrow what may be done day after tomorrow just as well.
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Never tell the truth to people who are not worthy of it.
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It is curious that physical courage should be so common in the world and moral courage so rare.
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There are many humorous things in the world; among them, the white man’s notion that he is less savage than the other savages.
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Loyalty to country always. Loyalty to government, when it deserves it.
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