I didn’t have time to write a short letter, so I wrote a long one instead.
MARK TWAINIf you tell the truth, you don’t have to remember anything.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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When angry, count four. When very angry, swear.
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Always do what is right. It will gratify half of mankind and astound the other.
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I have found out that there ain’t no surer way to find out whether you like people or hate them than to travel with them.
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Don’t part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist, but you have ceased to live.
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Courage is resistance to fear, mastery of fear – not absence of fear.
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Never argue with a fool, onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
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You can’t depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.
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I do not fear death. I had been dead for billions and billions of years before I was born, and had not suffered the slightest inconvenience from it.
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There are many humorous things in the world; among them, the white man’s notion that he is less savage than the other savages.
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In a good bookroom you feel in some mysterious way that you are absorbing the wisdom contained in all the books through your skin, without even opening them.
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In the beginning of a change the patriot is a scarce man, and brave, and hated and scorned. When his cause succeeds, the timid join him, for then it costs nothing to be a patriot.
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If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much.
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Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.
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If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and man.
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Never tell the truth to people who are not worthy of it.
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