In the first place God made idiots. This was for practice. Then he made school boards.
MARK TWAINIf you tell the truth, you don’t have to remember anything.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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I have found out that there ain’t no surer way to find out whether you like people or hate them than to travel with them.
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Don’t go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first.
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The most interesting information come from children, for they tell all they know and then stop.
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I’ve had a lot of worries in my life, most of which never happened.
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Everyone is a moon, and has a dark side which he never shows to anybody.
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The fear of death follows from the fear of life. A man who lives fully is prepared to die at any time.
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To get the full value of joy you must have someone to divide it with.
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Anger is an acid that can do more harm to the vessel in which it is stored than to anything on which it is poured.
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Classic – a book which people praise and don’t read.
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I do not fear death. I had been dead for billions and billions of years before I was born, and had not suffered the slightest inconvenience from it.
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Patriotism is supporting your country all the time and your government when it deserves it.
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Forgiveness is the fragrance that the violet sheds on the heel that has crushed it.
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Kindness is a language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.
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Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.
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Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to reform.
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