To get the full value of joy you must have someone to divide it with.
MARK TWAINA lie can travel half way around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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The human race has only one really effective weapon and that is laughter.
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It is better to deserve honors and not have them than to have them and not deserve them.
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Wrinkles should merely indicate where the smiles have been.
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I haven’t any right to criticize books, and I don’t do it except when I hate them.
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In a good bookroom you feel in some mysterious way that you are absorbing the wisdom contained in all the books through your skin, without even opening them.
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It’s better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than open it and remove all doubt.
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Never allow someone to be your priority while allowing yourself to be their option.
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Everyone is a moon, and has a dark side which he never shows to anybody.
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Never argue with a fool, onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
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Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry.
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Eat a live frog first thing in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you the rest of the day.
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All right, then, I’ll go to hell.
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Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to reform.
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Courage is resistance to fear, mastery of fear – not absence of fear.
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If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much.
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