My books are water; those of the great geniuses is wine. Everybody drinks water.
MARK TWAINA lie can travel half way around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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Books are for people who wish they were somewhere else.
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If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and man.
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Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.
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If you don’t read the newspaper, you’re uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you’re mis-informed.
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Education consists mainly of what we have unlearned.
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Heaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in.
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Never tell the truth to people who are not worthy of it.
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Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.
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Don’t go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first.
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The dog is a gentleman; I hope to go to his heaven not man’s.
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Courage is resistance to fear, mastery of fear – not absence of fear.
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The human race has only one really effective weapon and that is laughter.
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Name the greatest of all inventors. Accident.
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I’ve lived through some terrible things in my life, some of which actually happened.
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The secret to getting ahead is getting started.
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