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The more I learn about people, the more I like my dog.

Mark Twain

A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining, but wants it back the minute it begins to rain.
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Bank Banker Fellow Lend Rain Shine Sun Sunshine Umbrella
Anger is an acid that can do more harm to the vessel in which it is stored than to anything on which it is poured.
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Acid Angry Harm Hurt Vessel
In the beginning of a change the patriot is a scarce man, and brave, and hated and scorned. When his cause succeeds, the timid join him, for then it costs nothing to be a patriot.
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Beginning Change Hate Man Patriotism Success
Never allow someone to be your priority while allowing yourself to be their option.
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Allow Broken Heart Option Priorities Self Love Yourself
There was never yet an uninteresting life. Such a thing is an impossibility. Inside of the dullest exterior there is a drama, a comedy, and a tragedy.
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Comedy Drama Impossible Interesting Life Tragedy
Books are for people who wish they were somewhere else.
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Book Desire Imagination People Read
If you don’t read the newspaper, you’re uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you’re mis-informed.
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Information Media Newspaper
It takes your enemy and your friend, working together, to hurt you to the heart: the one to slander you and the other to get the news to you.
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Enemy Friendship Heart Togetherness Work
Worrying is like paying a debt you don’t owe.
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Debt One Liner Owe Pay Worry
A half-truth is the most cowardly of lies.
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Coward Deep Lying One Liner Truth
All right, then, I’ll go to hell.
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Break Up Hell Leaving Resignation
Forgiveness is the fragrance that the violet sheds on the heel that has crushed it.
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Forgiveness Gragnance Heel Peace Wisdom
I must have a prodigious amount of mind; it takes me as much as a week, sometimes, to make it up!
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Decision Humour Mind
If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much.
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Animal Dog Fellow Grace Speak
The more I learn about people, the more I like my dog.
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Dog Funny Humour Insult Learning One Liner People
In a good bookroom you feel in some mysterious way that you are absorbing the wisdom contained in all the books through your skin, without even opening them.
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Absorb Book Goodness Mystery Room Skin Wisdom

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