Never allow someone to be your priority while allowing yourself to be their option.
MARK TWAINThe more I learn about people, the more I like my dog.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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When angry, count four. When very angry, swear.
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Patriotism is supporting your country all the time and your government when it deserves it.
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It’s better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than open it and remove all doubt.
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A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining, but wants it back the minute it begins to rain.
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Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please.
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April 1. This is the day upon which we are reminded of what we are on the other three hundred and sixty-four.
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Forgiveness is the fragrance that the violet sheds on the heel that has crushed it.
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Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I’ve done it thousands of times.
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Loyalty to country always. Loyalty to government, when it deserves it.
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The secret to getting ahead is getting started.
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I have found out that there ain’t no surer way to find out whether you like people or hate them than to travel with them.
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Don’t part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist, but you have ceased to live.
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The most interesting information come from children, for they tell all they know and then stop.
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My books are water; those of the great geniuses is wine. Everybody drinks water.
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I haven’t any right to criticize books, and I don’t do it except when I hate them.
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