Part of the secret of success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside.
MARK TWAINThe more I learn about people, the more I like my dog.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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If Christ were here there is one thing he would not be – a Christian.
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It takes your enemy and your friend, working together, to hurt you to the heart: the one to slander you and the other to get the news to you.
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The fear of death follows from the fear of life. A man who lives fully is prepared to die at any time.
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There’s one way to find out if a man is honest: ask him; if he says yes, you know he’s crooked.
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There was never yet an uninteresting life. Such a thing is an impossibility. Inside of the dullest exterior there is a drama, a comedy, and a tragedy.
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The human race has only one really effective weapon and that is laughter.
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Education: the path from cocky ignorance to miserable uncertainty.
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I haven’t any right to criticize books, and I don’t do it except when I hate them.
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When angry, count four. When very angry, swear.
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All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence; then success is sure.
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Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to reform.
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I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.
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Never tell the truth to people who are not worthy of it.
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Worrying is like paying a debt you don’t owe.
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Name the greatest of all inventors. Accident.
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