Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.
MARK TWAINThe more I learn about people, the more I like my dog.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.
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Books are for people who wish they were somewhere else.
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Obscurity and a competence – that is the life that is best worth living.
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Everyone is a moon, and has a dark side which he never shows to anybody.
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When you fish for love, bait with your heart, not your brain.
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A successful book is not made of what is in it, but what is left out of it.
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Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.
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Heaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in.
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A half-truth is the most cowardly of lies.
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The human race has only one really effective weapon and that is laughter.
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I’ve had a lot of worries in my life, most of which never happened.
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There was never yet an uninteresting life. Such a thing is an impossibility. Inside of the dullest exterior there is a drama, a comedy, and a tragedy.
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Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to reform.
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There is a charm about the forbidden that makes it unspeakably desirable.
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What is Man? Man is a noisome bacillus whom Our Heavenly Father created because he was disappointed in the monkey.
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