The more I learn about people, the more I like my dog.
MARK TWAINThe more I learn about people, the more I like my dog.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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There’s one way to find out if a man is honest: ask him; if he says yes, you know he’s crooked.
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What is Man? Man is a noisome bacillus whom Our Heavenly Father created because he was disappointed in the monkey.
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I do not fear death. I had been dead for billions and billions of years before I was born, and had not suffered the slightest inconvenience from it.
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A half-truth is the most cowardly of lies.
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There is a charm about the forbidden that makes it unspeakably desirable.
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Out of all the things I have lost, I miss my mind the most.
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When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained.
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Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.
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The human race has only one really effective weapon and that is laughter.
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It is better to deserve honors and not have them than to have them and not deserve them.
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Courage is resistance to fear, mastery of fear – not absence of fear.
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Be good and you will be lonesome.
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Worrying is like paying a debt you don’t owe.
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In the beginning of a change the patriot is a scarce man, and brave, and hated and scorned. When his cause succeeds, the timid join him, for then it costs nothing to be a patriot.
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It is curious that physical courage should be so common in the world and moral courage so rare.
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