Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.
MARK TWAINClothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.
MARK TWAINNever put off till tomorrow what may be done day after tomorrow just as well.
MARK TWAINEducation consists mainly of what we have unlearned.
MARK TWAINEat a live frog first thing in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you the rest of the day.
MARK TWAINAlways acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.
MARK TWAINThere’s one way to find out if a man is honest: ask him; if he says yes, you know he’s crooked.
MARK TWAINPatriotism is supporting your country all the time and your government when it deserves it.
MARK TWAINThere is a charm about the forbidden that makes it unspeakably desirable.
MARK TWAINLoyalty to country always. Loyalty to government, when it deserves it.
MARK TWAINMy books are water; those of the great geniuses is wine. Everybody drinks water.
MARK TWAINNever argue with a fool, onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
MARK TWAINA successful book is not made of what is in it, but what is left out of it.
MARK TWAINIt is curious that physical courage should be so common in the world and moral courage so rare.
MARK TWAINIf Christ were here there is one thing he would not be – a Christian.
MARK TWAINIn a good bookroom you feel in some mysterious way that you are absorbing the wisdom contained in all the books through your skin, without even opening them.
MARK TWAINName the greatest of all inventors. Accident.
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