What is Man? Man is a noisome bacillus whom Our Heavenly Father created because he was disappointed in the monkey.
MARK TWAINAction speaks louder than words but not nearly as often.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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I must have a prodigious amount of mind; it takes me as much as a week, sometimes, to make it up!
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Truth is stranger than fiction, but it is because Fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities; Truth isn’t.
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In the beginning of a change the patriot is a scarce man, and brave, and hated and scorned. When his cause succeeds, the timid join him, for then it costs nothing to be a patriot.
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Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to reform.
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Patriotism is supporting your country all the time and your government when it deserves it.
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April 1. This is the day upon which we are reminded of what we are on the other three hundred and sixty-four.
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It is better to deserve honors and not have them than to have them and not deserve them.
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The dog is a gentleman; I hope to go to his heaven not man’s.
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A lie can travel half way around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes.
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The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.
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The man who does not read has no advantage over the man who cannot read.
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Forgiveness is the fragrance that the violet sheds on the heel that has crushed it.
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Everyone is a moon, and has a dark side which he never shows to anybody.
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The right word may be effective, but no word was ever as effective as a rightly timed pause.
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All right, then, I’ll go to hell.
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