The more I learn about people, the more I like my dog.
MARK TWAINAction speaks louder than words but not nearly as often.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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April 1. This is the day upon which we are reminded of what we are on the other three hundred and sixty-four.
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I didn’t have time to write a short letter, so I wrote a long one instead.
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Don’t part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist, but you have ceased to live.
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I have found out that there ain’t no surer way to find out whether you like people or hate them than to travel with them.
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When angry, count four. When very angry, swear.
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It is curious that physical courage should be so common in the world and moral courage so rare.
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If you tell the truth, you don’t have to remember anything.
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Never argue with a fool, onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
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Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.
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I must have a prodigious amount of mind; it takes me as much as a week, sometimes, to make it up!
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Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please.
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I did not attend his funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.
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Name the greatest of all inventors. Accident.
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To get the full value of joy you must have someone to divide it with.
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I’ve lived through some terrible things in my life, some of which actually happened.
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