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I do not fear death. I had been dead for billions and billions of years before I was born, and had not suffered the slightest inconvenience from it.
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Born Dead Death Fear Inconvenience Inspirational Suffering
A lie can travel half way around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes.
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Honesty Lying Shoes Travel Truth World
What is Man? Man is a noisome bacillus whom Our Heavenly Father created because he was disappointed in the monkey.
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Create Disappointment Father Heaven Humour Man Monkey
I haven’t any right to criticize books, and I don’t do it except when I hate them.
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Book Criticize Except Hate
If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much.
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Animal Dog Fellow Grace Speak
There was never yet an uninteresting life. Such a thing is an impossibility. Inside of the dullest exterior there is a drama, a comedy, and a tragedy.
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Comedy Drama Impossible Interesting Life Tragedy
Education consists mainly of what we have unlearned.
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Education Knowledge Learning
You can’t depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.
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Depend Eyes Focus Imagination Life One Liner
All right, then, I’ll go to hell.
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Break Up Hell Leaving Resignation
Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.
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Argument Beat Experience People Stupidity
The fear of death follows from the fear of life. A man who lives fully is prepared to die at any time.
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Death Die Fear Inspirational Life Live Man Prepare Time Travel
It is curious that physical courage should be so common in the world and moral courage so rare.
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Brace Character Courage Curious Moral Physical World
I didn’t have time to write a short letter, so I wrote a long one instead.
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Humour Letter Time Writing
The most interesting information come from children, for they tell all they know and then stop.
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Children Humour Information
To get the full value of joy you must have someone to divide it with.
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Appreciation Happiness Joy One Liner Value
Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.
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Ambition Dreamss Greatness Hurt People Try

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