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Mark Twain Quote - Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please.

Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please.

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I have found out that there ain’t no surer way to find out whether you like people or hate them than to travel with them.
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Finding Hate Humour People Travel
The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.
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Books are for people who wish they were somewhere else.
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I did not attend his funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.
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I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.
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Never allow someone to be your priority while allowing yourself to be their option.
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Anger is an acid that can do more harm to the vessel in which it is stored than to anything on which it is poured.
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Man is the only animal that blushes. Or needs to.
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It takes your enemy and your friend, working together, to hurt you to the heart: the one to slander you and the other to get the news to you.
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My books are water; those of the great geniuses is wine. Everybody drinks water.
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Never tell the truth to people who are not worthy of it.
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I didn’t have time to write a short letter, so I wrote a long one instead.
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The human race has only one really effective weapon and that is laughter.
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I haven’t any right to criticize books, and I don’t do it except when I hate them.
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Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.
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I’ve lived through some terrible things in my life, some of which actually happened.
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Happen Humour Life Live Terrible

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