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Mark Twain Quote - Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please.

Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please.

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Be good and you will be lonesome.
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Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please.
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Truth is stranger than fiction, but it is because Fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities; Truth isn’t.
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In the beginning of a change the patriot is a scarce man, and brave, and hated and scorned. When his cause succeeds, the timid join him, for then it costs nothing to be a patriot.
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A successful book is not made of what is in it, but what is left out of it.
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Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.
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Obscurity and a competence – that is the life that is best worth living.
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What is Man? Man is a noisome bacillus whom Our Heavenly Father created because he was disappointed in the monkey.
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If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and man.
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I must have a prodigious amount of mind; it takes me as much as a week, sometimes, to make it up!
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All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence; then success is sure.
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