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Mark Twain Quote - Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please.

Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please.

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Classic – a book which people praise and don’t read.
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Be good and you will be lonesome.
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I didn’t have time to write a short letter, so I wrote a long one instead.
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Books are for people who wish they were somewhere else.
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Obscurity and a competence – that is the life that is best worth living.
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In the first place God made idiots. This was for practice. Then he made school boards.
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The best way to cheer yourself is to try to cheer someone else up.
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There’s one way to find out if a man is honest: ask him; if he says yes, you know he’s crooked.
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The more I learn about people, the more I like my dog.
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Eat a live frog first thing in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you the rest of the day.
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There was never yet an uninteresting life. Such a thing is an impossibility. Inside of the dullest exterior there is a drama, a comedy, and a tragedy.
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Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.
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I do not fear death. I had been dead for billions and billions of years before I was born, and had not suffered the slightest inconvenience from it.
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The human race has only one really effective weapon and that is laughter.
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Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.
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Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I’ve done it thousands of times.
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