A lie can travel half way around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes.
MARK TWAINAll right, then, I’ll go to hell.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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If you don’t read the newspaper, you’re uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you’re mis-informed.
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The best way to cheer yourself is to try to cheer someone else up.
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The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.
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If Christ were here there is one thing he would not be – a Christian.
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A clear conscience is the sure sign of a bad memory.
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It is curious that physical courage should be so common in the world and moral courage so rare.
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When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained.
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The trouble is not in dying for a friend, but in finding a friend worth dying for.
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Never allow someone to be your priority while allowing yourself to be their option.
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Sanity and happiness are an impossible combination.
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Out of all the things I have lost, I miss my mind the most.
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I must have a prodigious amount of mind; it takes me as much as a week, sometimes, to make it up!
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Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.
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If voting made any difference they wouldn’t let us do it.
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Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.
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