It is better to deserve honors and not have them than to have them and not deserve them.
MARK TWAINAll right, then, I’ll go to hell.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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Wrinkles should merely indicate where the smiles have been.
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What is Man? Man is a noisome bacillus whom Our Heavenly Father created because he was disappointed in the monkey.
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The dog is a gentleman; I hope to go to his heaven not man’s.
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Never argue with a fool, onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
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Anger is an acid that can do more harm to the vessel in which it is stored than to anything on which it is poured.
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Loyalty to country always. Loyalty to government, when it deserves it.
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Kindness is a language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.
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The man who does not read has no advantage over the man who cannot read.
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Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I’ve done it thousands of times.
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Education: the path from cocky ignorance to miserable uncertainty.
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There was never yet an uninteresting life. Such a thing is an impossibility. Inside of the dullest exterior there is a drama, a comedy, and a tragedy.
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Don’t go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first.
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Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.
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It takes your enemy and your friend, working together, to hurt you to the heart: the one to slander you and the other to get the news to you.
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A lie can travel half way around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes.
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