Heaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in.
MARK TWAINAll right, then, I’ll go to hell.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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My books are water; those of the great geniuses is wine. Everybody drinks water.
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I must have a prodigious amount of mind; it takes me as much as a week, sometimes, to make it up!
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Don’t go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first.
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I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.
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Patriotism is supporting your country all the time and your government when it deserves it.
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Man is the only animal that blushes. Or needs to.
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To get the full value of joy you must have someone to divide it with.
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All right, then, I’ll go to hell.
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The human race has only one really effective weapon and that is laughter.
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Sanity and happiness are an impossible combination.
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Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.
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When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained.
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The easy confidence with which I know another man’s religion is folly teaches me to suspect that my own is also.
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Never allow someone to be your priority while allowing yourself to be their option.
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In the first place God made idiots. This was for practice. Then he made school boards.
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