I’ve lived through some terrible things in my life, some of which actually happened.
MARK TWAINAll right, then, I’ll go to hell.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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Worrying is like paying a debt you don’t owe.
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Eat a live frog first thing in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you the rest of the day.
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The man who does not read has no advantage over the man who cannot read.
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When you fish for love, bait with your heart, not your brain.
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There are many humorous things in the world; among them, the white man’s notion that he is less savage than the other savages.
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There’s one way to find out if a man is honest: ask him; if he says yes, you know he’s crooked.
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If you don’t read the newspaper, you’re uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you’re mis-informed.
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Sanity and happiness are an impossible combination.
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I do not fear death. I had been dead for billions and billions of years before I was born, and had not suffered the slightest inconvenience from it.
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It’s better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than open it and remove all doubt.
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If Christ were here there is one thing he would not be – a Christian.
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Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I’ve done it thousands of times.
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Wrinkles should merely indicate where the smiles have been.
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The worst loneliness is to not be comfortable with yourself.
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I haven’t any right to criticize books, and I don’t do it except when I hate them.
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