The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.
MARK TWAINAll right, then, I’ll go to hell.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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History doesn’t repeat itself, but it does rhyme.
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All right, then, I’ll go to hell.
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Books are for people who wish they were somewhere else.
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The easy confidence with which I know another man’s religion is folly teaches me to suspect that my own is also.
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Education: the path from cocky ignorance to miserable uncertainty.
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Out of all the things I have lost, I miss my mind the most.
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What is Man? Man is a noisome bacillus whom Our Heavenly Father created because he was disappointed in the monkey.
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Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.
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It is curious that physical courage should be so common in the world and moral courage so rare.
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April 1. This is the day upon which we are reminded of what we are on the other three hundred and sixty-four.
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Action speaks louder than words but not nearly as often.
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The most interesting information come from children, for they tell all they know and then stop.
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Courage is resistance to fear, mastery of fear – not absence of fear.
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Of all the animals, man is the only one that is cruel. He is the only one that inflicts pain for the pleasure of doing it.
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There are many humorous things in the world; among them, the white man’s notion that he is less savage than the other savages.
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