Name the greatest of all inventors. Accident.
MARK TWAINAll right, then, I’ll go to hell.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much.
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Education consists mainly of what we have unlearned.
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Never argue with a fool, onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
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Courage is resistance to fear, mastery of fear – not absence of fear.
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In a good bookroom you feel in some mysterious way that you are absorbing the wisdom contained in all the books through your skin, without even opening them.
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April 1. This is the day upon which we are reminded of what we are on the other three hundred and sixty-four.
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Part of the secret of success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside.
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The trouble is not in dying for a friend, but in finding a friend worth dying for.
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The man who does not read has no advantage over the man who cannot read.
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If you tell the truth, you don’t have to remember anything.
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I do not fear death. I had been dead for billions and billions of years before I was born, and had not suffered the slightest inconvenience from it.
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If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and man.
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Never put off till tomorrow what may be done day after tomorrow just as well.
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The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.
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A clear conscience is the sure sign of a bad memory.
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