When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained.
MARK TWAINAll right, then, I’ll go to hell.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.
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Don’t go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first.
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Worrying is like paying a debt you don’t owe.
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I must have a prodigious amount of mind; it takes me as much as a week, sometimes, to make it up!
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Loyalty to country always. Loyalty to government, when it deserves it.
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The man who does not read has no advantage over the man who cannot read.
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Kindness is a language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.
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Sanity and happiness are an impossible combination.
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I haven’t any right to criticize books, and I don’t do it except when I hate them.
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Never argue with a fool, onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
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Any emotion, if it is sincere, is involuntary.
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There is a charm about the forbidden that makes it unspeakably desirable.
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Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.
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Action speaks louder than words but not nearly as often.
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Everyone is a moon, and has a dark side which he never shows to anybody.
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