The more I learn about people, the more I like my dog.
MARK TWAINIt’s not the size of the dog in the fight, it’s the size of the fight in the dog.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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Eat a live frog first thing in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you the rest of the day.
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Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.
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There was never yet an uninteresting life. Such a thing is an impossibility. Inside of the dullest exterior there is a drama, a comedy, and a tragedy.
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The trouble is not in dying for a friend, but in finding a friend worth dying for.
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A half-truth is the most cowardly of lies.
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It takes your enemy and your friend, working together, to hurt you to the heart: the one to slander you and the other to get the news to you.
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Name the greatest of all inventors. Accident.
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My books are water; those of the great geniuses is wine. Everybody drinks water.
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Education: the path from cocky ignorance to miserable uncertainty.
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The right word may be effective, but no word was ever as effective as a rightly timed pause.
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There is a charm about the forbidden that makes it unspeakably desirable.
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All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence; then success is sure.
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When you fish for love, bait with your heart, not your brain.
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What is Man? Man is a noisome bacillus whom Our Heavenly Father created because he was disappointed in the monkey.
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Never allow someone to be your priority while allowing yourself to be their option.
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