Anger is an acid that can do more harm to the vessel in which it is stored than to anything on which it is poured.
MARK TWAINIt’s not the size of the dog in the fight, it’s the size of the fight in the dog.
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Sanity and happiness are an impossible combination.
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It’s easier to fool people than to convince them that they have been fooled.
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Of all the animals, man is the only one that is cruel. He is the only one that inflicts pain for the pleasure of doing it.
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The man who does not read has no advantage over the man who cannot read.
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Education consists mainly of what we have unlearned.
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Don’t go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first.
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I’ve had a lot of worries in my life, most of which never happened.
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Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.
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Wrinkles should merely indicate where the smiles have been.
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You can’t depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.
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It takes your enemy and your friend, working together, to hurt you to the heart: the one to slander you and the other to get the news to you.
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There are many humorous things in the world; among them, the white man’s notion that he is less savage than the other savages.
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There is a charm about the forbidden that makes it unspeakably desirable.
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The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.
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If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much.
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