Any emotion, if it is sincere, is involuntary.
MARK TWAINIt’s not the size of the dog in the fight, it’s the size of the fight in the dog.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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I must have a prodigious amount of mind; it takes me as much as a week, sometimes, to make it up!
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Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry.
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It’s easier to fool people than to convince them that they have been fooled.
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Kindness is a language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.
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In the first place God made idiots. This was for practice. Then he made school boards.
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There was never yet an uninteresting life. Such a thing is an impossibility. Inside of the dullest exterior there is a drama, a comedy, and a tragedy.
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Name the greatest of all inventors. Accident.
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It takes your enemy and your friend, working together, to hurt you to the heart: the one to slander you and the other to get the news to you.
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Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to reform.
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Part of the secret of success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside.
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The worst loneliness is to not be comfortable with yourself.
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What is Man? Man is a noisome bacillus whom Our Heavenly Father created because he was disappointed in the monkey.
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The human race has only one really effective weapon and that is laughter.
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A lie can travel half way around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes.
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Always do what is right. It will gratify half of mankind and astound the other.
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