Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I’ve done it thousands of times.
MARK TWAINIt’s not the size of the dog in the fight, it’s the size of the fight in the dog.
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Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to reform.
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A half-truth is the most cowardly of lies.
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In a good bookroom you feel in some mysterious way that you are absorbing the wisdom contained in all the books through your skin, without even opening them.
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Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.
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I have found out that there ain’t no surer way to find out whether you like people or hate them than to travel with them.
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When you fish for love, bait with your heart, not your brain.
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I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.
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Never allow someone to be your priority while allowing yourself to be their option.
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I haven’t any right to criticize books, and I don’t do it except when I hate them.
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Any emotion, if it is sincere, is involuntary.
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To get the full value of joy you must have someone to divide it with.
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Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please.
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Patriotism is supporting your country all the time and your government when it deserves it.
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Anger is an acid that can do more harm to the vessel in which it is stored than to anything on which it is poured.
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Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.
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