April 1. This is the day upon which we are reminded of what we are on the other three hundred and sixty-four.
MARK TWAINIt’s not the size of the dog in the fight, it’s the size of the fight in the dog.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much.
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What is Man? Man is a noisome bacillus whom Our Heavenly Father created because he was disappointed in the monkey.
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I’ve had a lot of worries in my life, most of which never happened.
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It is better to deserve honors and not have them than to have them and not deserve them.
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Loyalty to country always. Loyalty to government, when it deserves it.
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The more I learn about people, the more I like my dog.
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I haven’t any right to criticize books, and I don’t do it except when I hate them.
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A successful book is not made of what is in it, but what is left out of it.
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Education consists mainly of what we have unlearned.
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I do not fear death. I had been dead for billions and billions of years before I was born, and had not suffered the slightest inconvenience from it.
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The human race has only one really effective weapon and that is laughter.
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The worst loneliness is to not be comfortable with yourself.
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If Christ were here there is one thing he would not be – a Christian.
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To get the full value of joy you must have someone to divide it with.
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The fear of death follows from the fear of life. A man who lives fully is prepared to die at any time.
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