Out of all the things I have lost, I miss my mind the most.
MARK TWAINI did not attend his funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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A lie can travel half way around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes.
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The easy confidence with which I know another man’s religion is folly teaches me to suspect that my own is also.
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Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.
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Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.
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Worrying is like paying a debt you don’t owe.
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In the beginning of a change the patriot is a scarce man, and brave, and hated and scorned. When his cause succeeds, the timid join him, for then it costs nothing to be a patriot.
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In the first place God made idiots. This was for practice. Then he made school boards.
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Loyalty to country always. Loyalty to government, when it deserves it.
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Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to reform.
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The secret to getting ahead is getting started.
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Anger is an acid that can do more harm to the vessel in which it is stored than to anything on which it is poured.
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It is curious that physical courage should be so common in the world and moral courage so rare.
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The trouble is not in dying for a friend, but in finding a friend worth dying for.
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Never put off till tomorrow what may be done day after tomorrow just as well.
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Always do what is right. It will gratify half of mankind and astound the other.
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