April 1. This is the day upon which we are reminded of what we are on the other three hundred and sixty-four.
MARK TWAINI did not attend his funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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Any emotion, if it is sincere, is involuntary.
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To get the full value of joy you must have someone to divide it with.
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The worst loneliness is to not be comfortable with yourself.
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Sanity and happiness are an impossible combination.
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It takes your enemy and your friend, working together, to hurt you to the heart: the one to slander you and the other to get the news to you.
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The best way to cheer yourself is to try to cheer someone else up.
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What is Man? Man is a noisome bacillus whom Our Heavenly Father created because he was disappointed in the monkey.
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Never tell the truth to people who are not worthy of it.
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Worrying is like paying a debt you don’t owe.
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The most interesting information come from children, for they tell all they know and then stop.
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Don’t part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist, but you have ceased to live.
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All right, then, I’ll go to hell.
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It is curious that physical courage should be so common in the world and moral courage so rare.
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Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to reform.
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Loyalty to country always. Loyalty to government, when it deserves it.
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