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Mark Twain Quote - I did not attend his funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.

I did not attend his funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.

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Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to reform.
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Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.
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What is Man? Man is a noisome bacillus whom Our Heavenly Father created because he was disappointed in the monkey.
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Action speaks louder than words but not nearly as often.
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Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.
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It is curious that physical courage should be so common in the world and moral courage so rare.
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If you don’t read the newspaper, you’re uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you’re mis-informed.
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The best way to cheer yourself is to try to cheer someone else up.
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All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence; then success is sure.
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If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much.
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Kindness is a language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.
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I must have a prodigious amount of mind; it takes me as much as a week, sometimes, to make it up!
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It’s not the size of the dog in the fight, it’s the size of the fight in the dog.
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My books are water; those of the great geniuses is wine. Everybody drinks water.
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In the beginning of a change the patriot is a scarce man, and brave, and hated and scorned. When his cause succeeds, the timid join him, for then it costs nothing to be a patriot.
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