Out of all the things I have lost, I miss my mind the most.
MARK TWAINI did not attend his funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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The more I learn about people, the more I like my dog.
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Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.
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There was never yet an uninteresting life. Such a thing is an impossibility. Inside of the dullest exterior there is a drama, a comedy, and a tragedy.
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All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence; then success is sure.
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It’s better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than open it and remove all doubt.
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It is curious that physical courage should be so common in the world and moral courage so rare.
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It is better to deserve honors and not have them than to have them and not deserve them.
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History doesn’t repeat itself, but it does rhyme.
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A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining, but wants it back the minute it begins to rain.
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Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry.
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Obscurity and a competence – that is the life that is best worth living.
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If you tell the truth, you don’t have to remember anything.
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Forgiveness is the fragrance that the violet sheds on the heel that has crushed it.
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Worrying is like paying a debt you don’t owe.
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I have found out that there ain’t no surer way to find out whether you like people or hate them than to travel with them.
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