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Mark Twain Quote - I did not attend his funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.

I did not attend his funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.

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I do not fear death. I had been dead for billions and billions of years before I was born, and had not suffered the slightest inconvenience from it.
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Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I’ve done it thousands of times.
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Never allow someone to be your priority while allowing yourself to be their option.
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Anger is an acid that can do more harm to the vessel in which it is stored than to anything on which it is poured.
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Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.
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Worrying is like paying a debt you don’t owe.
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I have found out that there ain’t no surer way to find out whether you like people or hate them than to travel with them.
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Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.
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Books are for people who wish they were somewhere else.
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Part of the secret of success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside.
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The trouble is not in dying for a friend, but in finding a friend worth dying for.
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What is Man? Man is a noisome bacillus whom Our Heavenly Father created because he was disappointed in the monkey.
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The easy confidence with which I know another man’s religion is folly teaches me to suspect that my own is also.
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I’ve had a lot of worries in my life, most of which never happened.
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Everyone is a moon, and has a dark side which he never shows to anybody.
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It’s better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than open it and remove all doubt.
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