Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.
MARK TWAINThe best way to cheer yourself is to try to cheer someone else up.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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I’ve lived through some terrible things in my life, some of which actually happened.
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Of all the animals, man is the only one that is cruel. He is the only one that inflicts pain for the pleasure of doing it.
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The easy confidence with which I know another man’s religion is folly teaches me to suspect that my own is also.
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In the beginning of a change the patriot is a scarce man, and brave, and hated and scorned. When his cause succeeds, the timid join him, for then it costs nothing to be a patriot.
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Reality can be beaten with enough imagination.
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A clear conscience is the sure sign of a bad memory.
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I did not attend his funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.
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The secret to getting ahead is getting started.
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The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.
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If Christ were here there is one thing he would not be – a Christian.
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There was never yet an uninteresting life. Such a thing is an impossibility. Inside of the dullest exterior there is a drama, a comedy, and a tragedy.
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If voting made any difference they wouldn’t let us do it.
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If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and man.
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A lie can travel half way around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes.
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When angry, count four. When very angry, swear.
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