Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please.
MARK TWAINHeaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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Man is the only animal that blushes. Or needs to.
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If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and man.
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Anger is an acid that can do more harm to the vessel in which it is stored than to anything on which it is poured.
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Worrying is like paying a debt you don’t owe.
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There was never yet an uninteresting life. Such a thing is an impossibility. Inside of the dullest exterior there is a drama, a comedy, and a tragedy.
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The right word may be effective, but no word was ever as effective as a rightly timed pause.
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Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.
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The dog is a gentleman; I hope to go to his heaven not man’s.
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Everyone is a moon, and has a dark side which he never shows to anybody.
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Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.
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Heaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in.
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Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to reform.
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The human race has only one really effective weapon and that is laughter.
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Wrinkles should merely indicate where the smiles have been.
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I’ve lived through some terrible things in my life, some of which actually happened.
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