The most interesting information come from children, for they tell all they know and then stop.
MARK TWAINHeaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.
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I didn’t have time to write a short letter, so I wrote a long one instead.
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Never put off till tomorrow what may be done day after tomorrow just as well.
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Of all the animals, man is the only one that is cruel. He is the only one that inflicts pain for the pleasure of doing it.
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Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I’ve done it thousands of times.
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I have found out that there ain’t no surer way to find out whether you like people or hate them than to travel with them.
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Don’t part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist, but you have ceased to live.
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Any emotion, if it is sincere, is involuntary.
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I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.
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There are many humorous things in the world; among them, the white man’s notion that he is less savage than the other savages.
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All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence; then success is sure.
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Education consists mainly of what we have unlearned.
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Never argue with a fool, onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
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Out of all the things I have lost, I miss my mind the most.
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Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.
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