In the first place God made idiots. This was for practice. Then he made school boards.
MARK TWAINHeaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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In a good bookroom you feel in some mysterious way that you are absorbing the wisdom contained in all the books through your skin, without even opening them.
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Obscurity and a competence – that is the life that is best worth living.
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The worst loneliness is to not be comfortable with yourself.
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Kindness is a language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.
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Never put off till tomorrow what may be done day after tomorrow just as well.
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Part of the secret of success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside.
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I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.
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Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I’ve done it thousands of times.
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Loyalty to country always. Loyalty to government, when it deserves it.
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The easy confidence with which I know another man’s religion is folly teaches me to suspect that my own is also.
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The most interesting information come from children, for they tell all they know and then stop.
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Everyone is a moon, and has a dark side which he never shows to anybody.
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Books are for people who wish they were somewhere else.
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When angry, count four. When very angry, swear.
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The dog is a gentleman; I hope to go to his heaven not man’s.
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