It’s better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than open it and remove all doubt.
MARK TWAINHeaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.
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You can’t depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.
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Anger is an acid that can do more harm to the vessel in which it is stored than to anything on which it is poured.
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Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.
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Reality can be beaten with enough imagination.
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Be good and you will be lonesome.
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Action speaks louder than words but not nearly as often.
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The dog is a gentleman; I hope to go to his heaven not man’s.
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What is Man? Man is a noisome bacillus whom Our Heavenly Father created because he was disappointed in the monkey.
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The human race has only one really effective weapon and that is laughter.
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The fear of death follows from the fear of life. A man who lives fully is prepared to die at any time.
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I have found out that there ain’t no surer way to find out whether you like people or hate them than to travel with them.
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The man who does not read has no advantage over the man who cannot read.
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A successful book is not made of what is in it, but what is left out of it.
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If you tell the truth, you don’t have to remember anything.
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