Of all the animals, man is the only one that is cruel. He is the only one that inflicts pain for the pleasure of doing it.
MARK TWAINHeaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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Never allow someone to be your priority while allowing yourself to be their option.
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Don’t part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist, but you have ceased to live.
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Sanity and happiness are an impossible combination.
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Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry.
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I’ve lived through some terrible things in my life, some of which actually happened.
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Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.
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I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.
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It’s easier to fool people than to convince them that they have been fooled.
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Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.
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I do not fear death. I had been dead for billions and billions of years before I was born, and had not suffered the slightest inconvenience from it.
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Be good and you will be lonesome.
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Any emotion, if it is sincere, is involuntary.
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Never argue with a fool, onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
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It’s better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than open it and remove all doubt.
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The man who does not read has no advantage over the man who cannot read.
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