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Heaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in.

Mark Twain

To get the full value of joy you must have someone to divide it with.
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Appreciation Happiness Joy One Liner Value
The more I learn about people, the more I like my dog.
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Dog Funny Humour Insult Learning One Liner People
Of all the animals, man is the only one that is cruel. He is the only one that inflicts pain for the pleasure of doing it.
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Animal Cruel Man Pain Pleasure
Heaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in.
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Dog Favor Heaven Merit Stay
If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and man.
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Bite Dod Funny Human Nature Loyalty Man
In the beginning of a change the patriot is a scarce man, and brave, and hated and scorned. When his cause succeeds, the timid join him, for then it costs nothing to be a patriot.
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Beginning Change Hate Man Patriotism Success
Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.
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Clothes Influence Man Naked People Society
Education consists mainly of what we have unlearned.
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Education Knowledge Learning
It is curious that physical courage should be so common in the world and moral courage so rare.
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Brace Character Courage Curious Moral Physical World
Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.
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Ambition Dreamss Greatness Hurt People Try
A lie can travel half way around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes.
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Honesty Lying Shoes Travel Truth World
The human race has only one really effective weapon and that is laughter.
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Effective Happiness Human Laughter Race Reality Weapon
Don’t part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist, but you have ceased to live.
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Cease Exist Illusion Life Live
What is Man? Man is a noisome bacillus whom Our Heavenly Father created because he was disappointed in the monkey.
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Create Disappointment Father Heaven Humour Man Monkey
Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please.
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FAction Healing Humour Treat
It’s better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than open it and remove all doubt.
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Appearance Doubt Humour Mouth Remove Stupidity

Heaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in.

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