Don’t a fellow feel good after he gets out of a store where he nearly bought something.
KIN HUBBARDThere are two ways to handle a woman, and nobody knows either of them.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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On a day when these things shall be heated in hell-fire, and their foreheads, and their sides, and their backs shall be branded therewith.
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Men are not punished for their sins, but by them.
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When you consider what a chance women have to poison their husbands, it’s a wonder there isn’t more of it done
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The longer it takes you to select a cantaloupe, the worse it is!
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My idea of walking into the jaws of death is marrying some woman who has lost three husbands.
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Nothing dispels enthusiasm like a small admission fee.
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The only way to entertain some folks is to listen to them.
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Many a family tree needs trimming
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Of all the unbearable nuisances, the ignoramus that has traveled is the worst.
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Nothing is as irritating as the fellow who chats pleasantly while he’s overcharging you.
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Live so that you can at least get the benefit of the doubt.
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Never tell the box-office man that you can’t hear well or he will sell you a seat where you can’t see either.
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As to those who hoard gold and silver and spend it not in God’s path, give them, then, the tidings of a painful agony.
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Kindness goes a long ways lots of times when it ought to stay at home.
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I’m sorry to inform you that your 50 year warranty has expired on your back, knees, and memory.
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