The safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.
KIN HUBBARDThere are two ways to handle a woman, and nobody knows either of them.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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Some people are so sensitive that they feel snubbed if an epidemic overlooks them.
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Nothing’s as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas.
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It is pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness; poverty and wealth have both failed.
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Luckily your lifetime warranty on your heart is still in effect. Of course, that becomes void and expires when you do.
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It isn’t enough for you to love money – it’s also necessary that money should love you.
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Everything comes to him who waits, except a loaned book.
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A sadder but wiser man is a thousand times more agreeable to meet than the feller that never makes a mistake.
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Never tell the box-office man that you can’t hear well or he will sell you a seat where you can’t see either.
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I never saw an athletic girl that thought she was strong enough to do indoor work.
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Executive: a man who makes quick decisions and is sometimes right.
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Every father expects his boy to do the things he wouldn’t do when he was young.
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No matter how much strong black coffee we drink, almost any after- dinner speech will counteract it.
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Of all the home remedies, a good wife is best.
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As to those who hoard gold and silver and spend it not in God’s path, give them, then, the tidings of a painful agony.
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An optimist is a fellow who believes what’s going to be will be postponed
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