Lots of fellows think a home is only good to borrow money on.
KIN HUBBARDThere are two ways to handle a woman, and nobody knows either of them.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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It isn’t enough for you to love money – it’s also necessary that money should love you.
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The hardest thing is to take less when you can get more.
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An optimist is a fellow who believes what’s going to be will be postponed
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Next to a circus there ain’t nothing that packs up and tears out faster than the Christmas spirit.
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When you consider what a chance women have to poison their husbands, it’s a wonder there isn’t more of it done
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When some fellers decide to retire nobody knows the difference.
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A good listener is usually thinking about something else.
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It’s going to be fun to watch and see how long the meek can keep the earth once they inherit it.
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Fashion: a barricade behind which men hide their nothingness.
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The safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.
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In order to live off a garden, you practically have to live in it.
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Nothing dispels enthusiasm like a small admission fee.
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Fun is like life insurance; the older you get, the more it costs.
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When a woman says, ‘I don’t wish to mention any names’, it means it ain’t necessary to mention any names.
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Bargain… anything a customer thinks a store is losing money on.
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