A friend that ain’t in need is a friend indeed.
KIN HUBBARDThere are two ways to handle a woman, and nobody knows either of them.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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No one can feel as helpless as the owner of a sick goldfish.
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A fellow ought to save a few of the long evenings he spends with his girl till after they’re married.
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It isn’t enough for you to love money – it’s also necessary that money should love you.
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Kindness goes a long ways lots of times when it ought to stay at home.
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Beauty is . . . a valuable asset if you’re poor or haven’t any sense.
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Laugh, and the world laughs with you. Weep, an’ it keeps on laughin’.
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When some fellers decide to retire nobody knows the difference.
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Luckily your lifetime warranty on your heart is still in effect. Of course, that becomes void and expires when you do.
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When a woman says, ‘I don’t wish to mention any names’, it means it ain’t necessary to mention any names.
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Very often the quiet fellow has said all he knows
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It is pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness; poverty and wealth have both failed.
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No matter how much strong black coffee we drink, almost any after- dinner speech will counteract it.
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Some people pay a compliment as if they expected a receipt.
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It’s going to be fun to watch and see how long the meek can keep the earth once they inherit it.
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We’d all like to vote for the best man but he’s never a candidate.
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