Nobuddy ever listened t’ reason on a empty stomach.
KIN HUBBARDThere are two ways to handle a woman, and nobody knows either of them.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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As to those who hoard gold and silver and spend it not in God’s path, give them, then, the tidings of a painful agony.
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If you haven’t seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you haven’t seen her smile her prettiest.
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The hardest thing is writing a recommendation for someone we know.
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Intelligent people are always on the unpopular side of anything.
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It’s what a fellow thinks he knows that hurts him.
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Knowin’ all about baseball is just about as profitable as bein’ a good whittler.
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Litigation: A form of hell whereby money is transferred from the pockets of the proletariat to that of lawyers.
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Executive: a man who makes quick decisions and is sometimes right.
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One of the simple but genuine pleasures in life is getting up in the morning and hurrying to a mousetrap you set the night before.
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Everything comes to him who waits, except a loaned book.
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The longer it takes you to select a cantaloupe, the worse it is!
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A friend that ain’t in need is a friend indeed.
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An optimist is a fellow who believes what’s going to be will be postponed
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A good listener is usually thinking about something else.
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Some folks pay a compliment like they went down in their pocket for it.
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