I’m sorry to inform you that your 50 year warranty has expired on your back, knees, and memory.
KIN HUBBARD“Why doesn’t the fellow who says, “I’m no speechmaker,” let it go at that instead of giving a demonstration? “
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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In order to live off a garden, you practically have to live in it.
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Litigation: A form of hell whereby money is transferred from the pockets of the proletariat to that of lawyers.
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My idea of walking into the jaws of death is marrying some woman who has lost three husbands.
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Nobuddy ever listened t’ reason on a empty stomach.
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Some people are so sensitive that they feel snubbed if an epidemic overlooks them.
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Next to a circus there ain’t nothing that packs up and tears out faster than the Christmas spirit.
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One of the commonest ailments of the present day is the premature formation of opinion.
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A sadder but wiser man is a thousand times more agreeable to meet than the feller that never makes a mistake.
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The election is not very far off when a candidate can recognize you across the street.
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Don’t knock the weather; nine-tenths of the people couldn’t start a conversation if it didn’t change once in a while.
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The hardest thing is to take less when you can get more.
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Knowin’ all about baseball is just about as profitable as bein’ a good whittler.
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It is pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness; poverty and wealth have both failed.
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Folks that blurt out just what they think wouldn’t be so bad if they thought.
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A fellow ought to save a few of the long evenings he spends with his girl till after they’re married.
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