No one can feel as helpless as the owner of a sick goldfish.
KIN HUBBARD“Why doesn’t the fellow who says, “I’m no speechmaker,” let it go at that instead of giving a demonstration? “
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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It’s going to be fun to watch and see how long the meek can keep the earth once they inherit it.
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Nothing is as irritating as the fellow who chats pleasantly while he’s overcharging you.
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Some folks seem to have descended from the chimpanzee much later than others.
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The reason the way of the transgressor is hard is because it’s so crowded.
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When some fellers decide to retire nobody knows the difference.
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Every father expects his boy to do the things he wouldn’t do when he was young.
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It’s what a fellow thinks he knows that hurts him.
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There isn’t much to be seen in a little town, but what you hear makes up for it.
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Washing your car and polishing it all up is a never failing sign of rain.
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Knowin’ all about baseball is just about as profitable as bein’ a good whittler.
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Honesty pays, but it doesn’t seem to pay enough to suit some people.
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Some fellows get credit for being conservative when they are only stupid.
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Men are not punished for their sins, but by them.
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Beauty is . . . a valuable asset if you’re poor or haven’t any sense.
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Nobuddy ever listened t’ reason on a empty stomach.
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