I’m sorry to inform you that your 50 year warranty has expired on your back, knees, and memory.
KIN HUBBARD“Why doesn’t the fellow who says, “I’m no speechmaker,” let it go at that instead of giving a demonstration? “
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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Kindness goes a long ways lots of times when it ought to stay at home.
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Lots of fellows think a home is only good to borrow money on.
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Bargain… anything a customer thinks a store is losing money on.
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It ain’t a bad plan to keep still occasionally even when you know what you’re talking about.
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The world gets better every day – then worse again in the evening.
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Lots of folks confuse bad management with destiny.
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The worst waste of breath, next to playing a saxophone, is advising a son
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It isn’t enough for you to love money – it’s also necessary that money should love you.
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Boys will be boys, and so will a lot of middle-aged men.
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My idea of walking into the jaws of death is marrying some woman who has lost three husbands.
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One of the commonest mistakes is thinking your worries are over when your children get married.
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Litigation: A form of hell whereby money is transferred from the pockets of the proletariat to that of lawyers.
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If you haven’t seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you haven’t seen her smile her prettiest.
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One of the commonest ailments of the present day is the premature formation of opinion.
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Beauty is . . . a valuable asset if you’re poor or haven’t any sense.
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