Only one fellow in ten thousand understands the currency question, and we meet him every day.
KIN HUBBARD“Why doesn’t the fellow who says, “I’m no speechmaker,” let it go at that instead of giving a demonstration? “
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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When a woman says, ‘I don’t wish to mention any names’, it means it ain’t necessary to mention any names.
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It’s what a fellow thinks he knows that hurts him.
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Some folks pay a compliment like they went down in their pocket for it.
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In order to live off a garden, you practically have to live in it.
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One of the commonest mistakes is thinking your worries are over when your children get married.
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Nobody kicks on being interrupted if it’s by applause.
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Don’t knock the weather; nine-tenths of the people couldn’t start a conversation if it didn’t change once in a while.
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A lot of Thanksgiving days have been ruined by not carving the turkey in the kitchen.
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Some folks can look so busy doing nothing that they seem indispensable.
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Everything comes to him who waits, except a loaned book.
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There are two ways to handle a woman, and nobody knows either of them.
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Luckily your lifetime warranty on your heart is still in effect. Of course, that becomes void and expires when you do.
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When you consider what a chance women have to poison their husbands, it’s a wonder there isn’t more of it done
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Fashion: a barricade behind which men hide their nothingness.
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No one can feel as helpless as the owner of a sick goldfish.
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