A lot of Thanksgiving days have been ruined by not carving the turkey in the kitchen.
KIN HUBBARD“Why doesn’t the fellow who says, “I’m no speechmaker,” let it go at that instead of giving a demonstration? “
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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As to those who hoard gold and silver and spend it not in God’s path, give them, then, the tidings of a painful agony.
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Boys will be boys, and so will a lot of middle-aged men.
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Look out for the people who allow you to do all the talking.
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Lots of folks confuse bad management with destiny.
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My idea of walking into the jaws of death is marrying some woman who has lost three husbands.
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Some folks can look so busy doing nothing that they seem indispensable.
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Of all the unbearable nuisances, the ignoramus that has traveled is the worst.
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Intelligent people are always on the unpopular side of anything.
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Honesty pays, but it doesn’t seem to pay enough to suit some people.
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No matter how much strong black coffee we drink, almost any after- dinner speech will counteract it.
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I’m sorry to inform you that your 50 year warranty has expired on your back, knees, and memory.
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Some people are so sensitive that they feel snubbed if an epidemic overlooks them.
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The election is not very far off when a candidate can recognize you across the street.
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One of the simple but genuine pleasures in life is getting up in the morning and hurrying to a mousetrap you set the night before.
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The less a statesman amounts to, the more he loves the flag.
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