Nobody ever forgets where he buried the hatchet.
KIN HUBBARD“Why doesn’t the fellow who says, “I’m no speechmaker,” let it go at that instead of giving a demonstration? “
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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Next to a circus there ain’t nothing that packs up and tears out faster than the Christmas spirit.
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I never saw an athletic girl that thought she was strong enough to do indoor work.
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Nobuddy ever listened t’ reason on a empty stomach.
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Now and then an innocent man is sent to the legislature.
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Never tell the box-office man that you can’t hear well or he will sell you a seat where you can’t see either.
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My idea of walking into the jaws of death is marrying some woman who has lost three husbands.
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If there’s anything mean in a feller, a litter authority will bring it out.
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Nothing dispels enthusiasm like a small admission fee.
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Washing your car and polishing it all up is a never failing sign of rain.
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If there’s anything a public servant hates to do it’s something for the public.
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Everything comes to him who waits, except a loaned book.
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A loafer always has the correct time.
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It isn’t enough for you to love money – it’s also necessary that money should love you.
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Laugh, and the world laughs with you. Weep, an’ it keeps on laughin’.
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On a day when these things shall be heated in hell-fire, and their foreheads, and their sides, and their backs shall be branded therewith.
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