There are two ways to handle a woman, and nobody knows either of them.
KIN HUBBARD“Why doesn’t the fellow who says, “I’m no speechmaker,” let it go at that instead of giving a demonstration? “
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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Of all the home remedies, a good wife is best.
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Nothing dispels enthusiasm like a small admission fee.
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Boys will be boys, and so will a lot of middle-aged men.
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Nothing is as irritating as the fellow who chats pleasantly while he’s overcharging you.
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Nobody ever forgets where he buried the hatchet.
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My idea of walking into the jaws of death is marrying some woman who has lost three husbands.
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The safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.
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Look out for the people who allow you to do all the talking.
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Some folks can look so busy doing nothing that they seem indispensable.
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Executive: a man who makes quick decisions and is sometimes right.
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A loafer always has the correct time.
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As to those who hoard gold and silver and spend it not in God’s path, give them, then, the tidings of a painful agony.
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I never saw an athletic girl that thought she was strong enough to do indoor work.
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Laugh, and the world laughs with you. Weep, an’ it keeps on laughin’.
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It isn’t enough for you to love money – it’s also necessary that money should love you.
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