One of the simple but genuine pleasures in life is getting up in the morning and hurrying to a mousetrap you set the night before.
KIN HUBBARDA lot of Thanksgiving days have been ruined by not carving the turkey in the kitchen.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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Very often the quiet fellow has said all he knows
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A friend that ain’t in need is a friend indeed.
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Don’t a fellow feel good after he gets out of a store where he nearly bought something.
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The safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.
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There’s no secret about success. Did you ever know a successful man who didn’t tell you about it?
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When you consider what a chance women have to poison their husbands, it’s a wonder there isn’t more of it done
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Lots of fellows think a home is only good to borrow money on.
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The worst waste of breath, next to playing a saxophone, is advising a son
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On a day when these things shall be heated in hell-fire, and their foreheads, and their sides, and their backs shall be branded therewith.
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Some folks can look so busy doing nothing that they seem indispensable.
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Fun is like life insurance; the older you get, the more it costs.
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Never tell the box-office man that you can’t hear well or he will sell you a seat where you can’t see either.
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I’m sorry to inform you that your 50 year warranty has expired on your back, knees, and memory.
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Men are not punished for their sins, but by them.
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Laugh, and the world laughs with you. Weep, an’ it keeps on laughin’.
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