Some fellows get credit for being conservative when they are only stupid.
KIN HUBBARDA lot of Thanksgiving days have been ruined by not carving the turkey in the kitchen.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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Fashion: a barricade behind which men hide their nothingness.
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Some people pay a compliment as if they expected a receipt.
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Everything comes to him who waits, except a loaned book.
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Folks that blurt out just what they think wouldn’t be so bad if they thought.
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Nothing is as irritating as the fellow who chats pleasantly while he’s overcharging you.
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Fun is like life insurance; the older you get, the more it costs.
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It is pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness; poverty and wealth have both failed.
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Nobody kicks on being interrupted if it’s by applause.
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Flattery won’t hurt you if you don’t swallow it.
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Next to a circus there ain’t nothing that packs up and tears out faster than the Christmas spirit.
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My idea of walking into the jaws of death is marrying some woman who has lost three husbands.
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We’d all like to vote for the best man but he’s never a candidate.
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Live so that you can at least get the benefit of the doubt.
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The safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.
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Boys will be boys, and so will a lot of middle-aged men.
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