Laugh, and the world laughs with you. Weep, an’ it keeps on laughin’.
KIN HUBBARDA lot of Thanksgiving days have been ruined by not carving the turkey in the kitchen.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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Honesty pays, but it doesn’t seem to pay enough to suit some people.
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When some folks agree with my opinions I begin to suspect I’m wrong.
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Don’t knock the weather; nine-tenths of the people couldn’t start a conversation if it didn’t change once in a while.
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Nothing dispels enthusiasm like a small admission fee.
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Everything comes to him who waits, except a loaned book.
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Look out for the people who allow you to do all the talking.
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“Why doesn’t the fellow who says, “I’m no speechmaker,” let it go at that instead of giving a demonstration? “
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Now and then an innocent man is sent to the legislature.
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Nothing is as irritating as the fellow who chats pleasantly while he’s overcharging you.
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Some people are so sensitive that they feel snubbed if an epidemic overlooks them.
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Fun is like life insurance; the older you get, the more it costs.
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It is pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness; poverty and wealth have both failed.
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Flattery won’t hurt you if you don’t swallow it.
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Some folks seem to have descended from the chimpanzee much later than others.
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One of the simple but genuine pleasures in life is getting up in the morning and hurrying to a mousetrap you set the night before.
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