It ain’t a bad plan to keep still occasionally even when you know what you’re talking about.
KIN HUBBARDA lot of Thanksgiving days have been ruined by not carving the turkey in the kitchen.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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An optimist is a fellow who believes what’s going to be will be postponed
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Fashion: a barricade behind which men hide their nothingness.
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Some folks can look so busy doing nothing that they seem indispensable.
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Nobuddy ever listened t’ reason on a empty stomach.
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Some fellows get credit for being conservative when they are only stupid.
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Beauty is . . . a valuable asset if you’re poor or haven’t any sense.
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Don’t a fellow feel good after he gets out of a store where he nearly bought something.
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Knowin’ all about baseball is just about as profitable as bein’ a good whittler.
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Only one fellow in ten thousand understands the currency question, and we meet him every day.
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A loafer always has the correct time.
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As to those who hoard gold and silver and spend it not in God’s path, give them, then, the tidings of a painful agony.
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I don’t look for much to come out of government ownership as long as we have Democrats and Republicans.
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If you haven’t seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you haven’t seen her smile her prettiest.
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A lot of Thanksgiving days have been ruined by not carving the turkey in the kitchen.
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Litigation: A form of hell whereby money is transferred from the pockets of the proletariat to that of lawyers.
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